Ah, the British pound, a currency as steadfast as a Victorian gentleman’s moral code-yet even it must dance to the tune of blockchain, lest it be left behind in the digital dustbin of history. 🐐💸
Mark Fairless, that paragon of financial foresight, declares that stablecoins are “a logical extension to reduce friction in international global payments.” One might ask, is this logic or merely a desperate attempt to keep up with the digital age? 🤔
“Stablecoins are a logical extension…” Indeed, if logic were a stablecoin, it would be backed by nothing but the empty promises of a nation clinging to its imperial past. 🏴☠️
However, the UK, ever the drama queen, insists on a GBP stablecoin to “remain commercially competitive.” A noble goal, akin to a cat trying to outpace a laser pointer. 🐱⚡
“From a capability perspective for the UK, the ability to settle payments internationally in real time requires a GBP stablecoin…”
Real time? How quaint. The UK’s financial services sector, once the envy of the world, now scrambles to keep up with the digital proletariat. A tale as old as time. 📜
Stablecoins, that modern-day alchemy, have become geostrategically relevant. Governments, ever the cautious gamblers, rush to digitize their fiat currencies-lest they be left with nothing but paper and pride. 🪙
Bank of England vows to keep pace with the US on stablecoins
Sarah Breeden, the UK’s central bank’s most cautious chaperone, assures us the nation will “keep pace with US stablecoin regulations.” A valiant effort, though one might wonder if the UK’s regulatory framework is as robust as a teacup in a storm. ☕🌀
Breeden, ever the voice of reason, warns against “loosening stablecoin regulations to the point where the asset class poses a systemic risk.” A warning as clear as mud, but at least she’s not suggesting we mint stablecoins from pure optimism. 🧠
The Bank of England’s consultation paper, a masterclass in bureaucratic jargon, outlines “potential reserve requirements” and “asset taxonomy.” A document so thrilling, it could put a sleep-deprived toddler into a coma. 📚💤
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