Trump Bros Enter Bitcoin Circus, Seeking Asian Deals 🎭💰

According to the Financial Times (FT), American Bitcoin, a U.S. cryptocurrency miner backed by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, is on a wild goose chase for acquisitions in Japan and maybe even Hong Kong. It’s like they’re trying to build a bitcoin fortress, one deal at a time! 😂

Three sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wants their name attached to this?), told the FT that the firm, which already has its own stash of bitcoin (like a digital piggy bank), is talking to investors about possible deals. They’re hoping to follow in the footsteps of Michael Saylor and Strategy, who used corporate wizardry to hoard cryptocurrency. 🧙‍♂️

American Bitcoin, backed by the Trump brothers and set to list on Nasdaq via a reverse merger in September, mines bitcoin and recently changed its name from American Data Centers in March. It’s like they’re trying to reinvent themselves faster than a Kardashian can change outfits. 🤪

The Trump family’s crypto empire is expanding faster than you can say “bitcoin bubble.” Donald Trump is raking in dough from World Liberty Financial, and Trump Media plans to raise a whopping $2.5 billion for a bitcoin treasury. Talk about putting all your eggs in one digital basket! 🥚💻

American Bitcoin says they’re exploring “accretive opportunities,” which is just a fancy way of saying they’re looking for anything that might make them richer. But so far, no binding commitments have been made. When asked for comments, the Trump sons played it cool and declined to chime in. Maybe they’re saving their breath for the next big tweet storm. 🌪️📱

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2025-08-17 01:27