Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive! The illustrious Trump clan, always one step ahead in the grand game of life, has managed to add a rather staggering $1.3 billion in crypto wealth to their already bulging coffers. Through their ventures, the charmingly named World Liberty Financial (WLFI) and American Bitcoin, the family’s net worth now stands at a cool $7.7 billion. And if that weren’t enough, they’re sitting pretty on a hoard of $4 billion in locked WLFI tokens, pondering the whimsical idea of tokenizing their real estate assets. How quaint! As if owning half of Manhattan wasn’t enough, now they’re looking to digitize it. Who knew the future was so… cryptic? 🤔✨
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