SHIB Loses 81 Billion Tokens? Larry David Says “So What?!” 😂

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Alright, alright, let’s cut the crap. So Shiba Inu (SHIB) lost 81,004,189,771 tokens in 24 hours. Big deal. 🥱 Normally, this would be the financial equivalent of a Curb Your Enthusiasm blooper reel-total chaos. But guess what? The so-called “experts” are calling it bullish. 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, this isn’t a panic sell or a market crash. It’s just… checks notes… investors moving their tokens to cold wallets. Oh, great. So now we’re supposed to believe this is a sign of confidence? Sure, Jan. 🙄

Direction changing? Or just lost in traffic?

So, the Shiba Inu ecosystem is supposedly flipping directions. 🧭 Investors are taking their tokens off exchanges and putting them in staking or private wallets. Less selling pressure, they say. Like that’s a bad thing? Who doesn’t love a little less pressure? But let’s be real-it’s like taking your car off the road because you’re “confident” it’ll run better in the garage. 🚗💨 Makes total sense. Not.

And now they’re saying this is good for price growth because there are fewer SHIB tokens available on exchanges. 🤑 Less supply, more demand, blah blah blah. Sounds like my ex’s excuses for why she couldn’t make it to dinner. “Less of me, more of you wanting me.” Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night. 😴

Moving past the numbers? More like moving past reality.

Apparently, we’re supposed to look past the numbers. 🧐 The 81 billion SHIB tokens taken out of circulation? That’s just holders being “patient.” Or maybe they just forgot their passwords. Happens to the best of us. But no, it’s “hodling,” the holy grail of bullish cycles. 🙏 So now we’re all supposed to sit tight and wait for the magic to happen. Spoiler alert: it’s not magic, it’s math. And I’m not great at math. 🤓

But hey, this isn’t a guarantee of a price spike. It’s just “fundamental analysis.” Whatever that means. 🧮 Basically, a bunch of SHIB holders are in it for the long haul. Or they’re just too lazy to sell. Potato, potahto. 🥔 The market’s general condition will still play a role, but this reduced liquid supply is supposedly a “tailwind.” Tailwind? More like a fart in the wind. 💨

So, SHIB is less vulnerable to abrupt declines and better positioned for the uptrend? Sounds like my dating life. Always less vulnerable to abrupt declines because there’s no uptrend to begin with. 😂 But hey, if you’re bullish on this, more power to you. Just don’t come crying to me when it’s sideways city. 🌆

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2025-10-21 16:12