
Right. Let’s talk Salesforce. Everyone’s chasing the AI unicorn, aren’t they? Honestly, the hype makes my teeth ache. But… I’ve been looking at the numbers, and this isn’t just another company slapping an “AI-powered” sticker on existing software. It’s… interesting. Potentially lucrative, if you can stomach the risk. Which, let’s be honest, is always there.
They just reported their fiscal 2026 numbers – $41.5 billion in revenue, up 10%. Solid. Not earth-shattering, but solid. And here’s the bit that actually made me lean forward: $72 billion in remaining performance obligations. That’s future business, locked in. They’re not just selling dreams; people are actually signing contracts. The current RPO is up 16% year-over-year to $35.1 billion. Customers aren’t kicking the tires; they’re committing. Which, in this market, is… unusual.
AI Agents: A Slightly Less Terrible Idea
So, what’s the magic? Agentforce. It’s their platform for building these… AI agents. Basically, automated helpers. Sounds terrifyingly efficient, doesn’t it? But it’s working. They’re at an $800 million annual revenue run rate, up a frankly ridiculous 169% year-over-year. And 29,000 deals in the first 15 months? That’s not a trickle; that’s a flood. I’m starting to think maybe the robots won’t immediately steal our jobs. Maybe they’ll just… rearrange them. It’s a subtle difference, really.
They’re integrating this agentic AI with their core services, and that’s smart. More than 75% of their top 100 deals now include both Agentforce and Data 360. Data 360, for the uninitiated, is their attempt to actually make sense of all the customer data that companies hoard like dragons. It’s a mess, frankly. But they’re cleaning it up. And then they acquired Informatica, which is… well, it’s data plumbing. Sexy, right? But essential. Combined, these things are generating over $2.9 billion in annual recurring revenue, up over 200%. It’s not just about slapping AI on top; it’s about building a whole system. It’s… almost impressive.
Look, I’ve seen a lot of companies try to do this. Most of them end up with a Frankenstein’s monster of incompatible systems. Salesforce… might actually pull it off. Which, frankly, is unnerving.
Exceptional Execution… Or Just Good Marketing?
They’re getting real-world deployments, which is the crucial bit. Wyndham Hotels rolled out over 5,000 Agentforce deployments across 8,300 hotels. Apparently, it’s boosted direct bookings by 200 basis points. Two percent. It doesn’t sound like much, but in the hotel business, every little bit counts. And SharkNinja claims their agents handled 250,000 customer interactions shortly after deployment. Numbers, numbers, numbers. I’m starting to feel like an accountant.
They’ve processed 19 trillion tokens. That’s a lot of words. A terrifying amount, actually. And they’ve introduced this metric called Agentic Work Units, which measures actual work done by the AI, not just… model activity. Apparently, they’ve completed 2.4 billion of these units, with 771 million in the last quarter alone. It’s like watching a machine learn to… function. It’s disturbing, but also… strangely compelling.
But here’s the real kicker: 26 years of customer data. That’s a moat, people. A really, really wide moat. AI is only as good as the data it’s trained on, and Salesforce has a head start. It’s going to be very difficult for anyone to catch up. I’m not saying they’re invincible, but they’re… well-positioned. Let’s go with that.
So, is Salesforce a sure thing? Of course not. Nothing is. But they’re not just chasing the AI hype; they’re building something that might actually be… sustainable. By the end of 2026, they could redefine how CRM works. Or they could crash and burn. Honestly, I wouldn’t bet against them. Not yet, anyway. And that, my friends, is saying something.
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2026-03-20 04:33