Pi Network Defies Market Slump: Magic or Mimblewimble? 🚀

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Market crash? More like market cosplay. Bitcoin hit a six-month low last Friday, but don’t worry-it’s probably just vacationing in 💰. ETH and SOL are currently in a group hug crying about their 7%-11% losses. Meanwhile, here’s Pi Network’s PI, tiptoeing up like it’s literally paid to ignore gravity. 😭✨

While most altcoins are sulking in the corner with participation trophies, Pi Network’s PI is giving everyone the side-eye. 5% up since Sunday, you say? That’s breaking the rules of the slump like, what, does it not know crypto is in a midlife crisis? 🤷♀️ricks.

Can PI Keep Pumping?

Certain analysts, who are probably just Pioneers in pajamas, say yes. One particularly bold Pioneer claimed PI has a “solid floor” (hey, thanks, I needed that) at $0.20. According to them, if PI can fight off the bullies below that level, we might see it reclaim $0.29-a 75% boost that would make even Matlock’s revival feel optimistic. 🙌

It’s still a “highly speculative scenario,” which is just a fancy way of saying “some person with a keyboard wrote this.” Let’s just call it

The Matrix

®: The Correlation.

OpenAI’s chatbot bravely warned, “Support at $0.20 is critical!”-as if crying investors need more math. It also mentioned resistance at $0.25, a level that might as well be a brick wall in a haunted house. But hey, if PI breaks through $0.30, it’ll be a comeback docu-series for the ages. 📺🔥

everyone’s in a standing ovation. Perplexity, though, is all, “Let’s split this into three scenarios: 1) consolidation like a yoga poser, 2) rug-pull chic at $0.35, or 3) dumping to $0.18 so hard it’s like your ex


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2025-11-16 16:02