Global crypto exchange MEXC (yes, them again) has apparently solved the “problem” of actually using a brokerage account by letting you gamble on U.S. stocks with USDT instead. No fees! No paperwork! Just pure, unfiltered financial delusion straight from your phone while you ignore your Tinder matches.
Ethereum’s price is like that friend who claims they’re “sober” but is definitely just tipsy on FOMO. It surged past $3,720, outshining Bitcoin, which is still stuck in its “I’m the OG” phase. 🐺
The grand announcement, made on Tuesday, following a public consultation, calls for a ban that extends beyond just government departments to encompass all public sector bodies and vital national infrastructure, including energy, health services, and local councils. It’s like telling the pirates of the digital seas, “No more treasure for you!” 🏴☠️💰
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It’s worth mentioning that Annaly is a distinctive player within the real estate investment trust (REIT) industry. Unlike traditional REITs that purchase and lease physical properties, Annaly acquires mortgage-backed securities, which are more akin to bonds than tangible properties. These securities are affected by factors such as interest rates, housing market trends, and mortgage repayment patterns, making it challenging for many investors to monitor this specific business.
Today saw a significant increase in Nio’s valuation following the announcement of their new three-row SUV model. This boost has pushed the stock price up approximately 15% throughout this year’s trading period.
Over the given period, both recognized brands – Home Depot (HD) and PepsiCo (PEP) – have underperformed, experiencing declines of 1.8% and 15.9%, respectively.
According to sources (who, naturally, requested anonymity because adulting is hard), the unnamed CFPB bigwig is side-eyeing the agency’s own sabotage of Biden’s open banking rule. Turns out, repealing regulations without a plan is like inviting a dragon to a tea party—suddenly everyone’s paying for damages. Bloomberg reports the CFPB’s Acting Director, Russell Vought, is now begging a judge to ax the rule, claiming banks have a “right” to charge fees for APIs. 🤦♂️
Due to a sudden increase in optimistic trading for cryptocurrencies, investors are hesitating between supporting Bitcoin, currently leading the market, or investing in riskier alternative coins like Dogecoin. Although Dogecoin’s valuation growth seems to be slowing down a bit, its token price has increased by approximately 70.5% over the past three months.
