In approximately six years from now, around March 30, 2028, we are anticipating another Bitcoin halving event. The question on everyone’s mind is: Will this occasion cause another surge in Bitcoin’s value, or has the impact of the halving become less significant? Let’s delve deeper to find some answers.
Remember April 2025? ETH was in the dumps, but now it’s up 150% since then! It’s like it discovered a secret crypto gym and bulked up! 💪 May broke the curse with a 41.1% gain, and July? July’s the new prom king! 🕺
Given that the customers are still in the initial stages of adopting AI technology, investors can anticipate further growth for Palantir. This projection is backed by analysts’ predictions about the expansion of AI, as the total AI market is forecasted to surge from billions of dollars currently, to exceed $2 trillion in a short span of time.
Apparently, he’s convinced that Trump’s wartime economic policies are the secret sauce here. Because who wouldn’t want to link cryptocurrency to a former reality TV star’s economic strategies? Must be all the extra spending on… what exactly? More gold-plated toilet seats? 😂
Instead of opting for multiple stocks, I would single out Brookfield Corporation (BN) as my top choice. This globally recognized investment company boasts an impressive history of enhancing shareholder value, a trend I anticipate will persist in the future.
Starting from January 2025, notable stock indices like the S&P 500, Nasdaq Composite, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average have experienced a rollercoaster ride of highs and lows. For instance, from the closing on April 2 to April 9, the S&P 500 suffered one of its top five largest two-day percentage drops (-10.5%) since 1950, while also recording its biggest single-day point increase since its creation.
On X (formerly Twitter), Kiyosaki warns that the “biggest crash in history” is coming. Because nothing says “I’m a visionary” like predicting doom with a straight face. 🤯
Donald Trump, that indomitable 80-year-old who once sold “Trump 2028” caps like they were last-minute tickets to Siberia, now languishes at 3% odds. The U.S. Constitution, that ancient parchment of restraint, seems to have outmaneuvered him. Yet his supporters, undeterred, pour $148k into the void, as if money could rewrite history. 🔄
“I follow the patterns of what’s happened in the past,” Theodorou intoned, as if channeling the ghost of a 14th-century monk who charted the rise and fall of empires with a quill dipped in Bitcoin. He foresees a cycle where Bitcoin ascends to new highs, then collapses like a soufflé, paving the way for altcoins to “catch up and do their little thing.” Imagine a cosmic ballet where Bitcoin pirouettes gracefully before tripping over its own tail, leaving altcoins to perform a drunken jig. 🦄
To herald this joyous occasion, an airdrop shall rain down like confetti at a wedding! Swapfone shall generously bestow 200 Pi tokens upon a fortunate ten users who regale us with tales of their mining exploits—how long has our dear community been questing for Pi before it boldly launched its mainnet? What a charming proposal! 🎉
