Главное событие: в ноябре 2024 года FTX, будто шепот вдовы, заявляет, что CZ и его друзья украли 1.7 миллиарда баксов, закамуфлировав их под «сделку по выкупу акций», будто он решил погреться в тепле их миллиардов. 🙄
Yet here we stand, at the precipice of folly, asking: Is it too late to partake in this modern-day gold rush? A question as sensible as asking if the moon is too far to dance upon. For if you believe Bitcoin’s tale, you must also believe in perpetual motion, in the philosopher’s stone, in the notion that scarcity alone can fill a man’s purse-or his head.
This soothsayer, known only as Inmortal, commands an army of 234,400 followers on X (formerly Twitter). From his digital pulpit, he preaches of Ethereum’s imminent breakout, likening it to a rocket poised to breach the final frontier at $4,000 before blasting off into uncharted territory. “Where we’re going,” he cryptically muses, “you won’t need charts.” 😅 Yes, because apparently, when ETH hits $4,000, logic itself will evaporate like morning dew under the sun.
But here’s the thing about hope: it doesn’t always pay dividends. If you’d taken $1,000 and thrown it at Pfizer’s stock back in August 2020, when everyone was desperate for good news, your investment would now be worth around $638. That’s right-less than what you started with. Sure, Pfizer’s dividend offered some comfort, nudging your total up to $828. But let’s face it: that’s still not something you’d write home about.
In a missive on the platform X (formerly known as Twitter, that den of digital babble), Cullen proclaimed his “Bitcoin game plan.” He observed, with the gravity of a man deciphering the mysteries of the cosmos, that BTC is “filling out the inefficient area” between two previous weekly ranges. Ah, the inefficient area! A phrase so absurd, so Gogol-esque, it could only belong in the annals of crypto prophecy. The next move, he declares with the certainty of a soothsayer, will depend on whether Bitcoin breaks out or breaks down from this range. Break out, break down-what nonsense! It is as if the coin itself is a character in one of my tales, perpetually trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare. 🧙♂️📉
Market close on July 2, 2025, set the stage-who knew a share price of $164.92 could feel so much like a badge of honor? Unless you’re a day trader, it’s just a number, until it isn’t.
Base, that shiny new Ethereum Layer 2 darling, decided to throw a tantrum and hit pause on its mainnet-just when you’d think it might be able to handle, I don’t know, more than a teacup full of activity? Turns out, its active sequencer chose to take a nap because the blockchain got a bit too enthusiastic. The official word? “High onchain activity,” or as I like to call it, “Too much coffee for the server.”
This guy made his name talking about real estate and gold-the boring stuff your uncle brags about at Thanksgiving dinner-but guess what? Bitcoin turned out to be his golden goose. Well, more like his *digital* goose. No tenants calling at 3 AM because their toilet exploded. No mortgage payments stressing him out. Just some Bitcoin chilling in cyberspace, quietly multiplying while Kiyosaki forgot all about it. Then BAM! Millions. 🚀
Now, I’m aware that jumping headlong into the semiconductor sector might seem about as daring as auctioning off one’s inherited silverware during the champagne cork pop, but Nvidia presents a case of clever stability dressed up as a roaring bull. With the current landscape, its prospects don’t just shimmer-they gleam, even if the industry’s current enthusiasm might suggest otherwise.
This persistent haemorrhage has folks scratching their heads. Is the grand bull market over, or is this just a theatrical intermission? If so, it’s a pretty dramatic one, with Bitcoin ETFs spearheading the rebellion. They’ve dumped over $812 million on the very first day of the month-truly a welcome gesture. Since last Thursday, U.S.-listed Bitcoin ETFs have lost more than $1.5 billion-because apparently, trusting Wall Street is optional now. Major funds like Fidelity’s FBTC, Ark Invest’s ARKB, and BlackRock’s IBIT have led the exodus, losing over $175 million in just a Tuesday-but hey, who needs all that money, right? Just a fleeting fling into the abyss. 💸