Currently, the object of much investor fascination is SpaceX, the company run by Elon Musk. As of today (a date which, as far as we know, is still valid), it’s valued at a rather startling $350 billion, making it the most valuable privately held technology company in existence. (Which is, of course, only valuable if someone else agrees it is, a rather shaky philosophical foundation if you think about it.)
Oh, don’t get me wrong! Apple still struts about with a gleaming market cap of $3.2 trillion, firmly nestled among the “Magnificent Seven.” However, behind those shiny doors, the stock has plummeted by a meager 14% this year, leaving it trailing behind its mystical peers. Only the electric steed Tesla has managed a more lackluster performance. What a curious pickle!
Lo and behold, Anchorage Digital, the crypto bank anointed by the mighty U.S. government, joins forces with Ethena Labs, creators of innovative stablecoins, including the famed $USDe and now, the $USDtb. Together they promise a stablecoin born from the loins of regulatory best practices—what a marvelous heritage!
Ah, the panorama of volatility—a fickle muse—calmed its tempestuous winds since the illustrious unveiling of high tariff rates by President Trump. Yet, the valiant market persists, undeterred by the relentless murmurings of tariffs, signs of economic dilapidation, and whispers echoing from the dusty chambers of governmental finance. Indeed, in a delightful irony, the market has performed a rare feat thrilling enough to arouse the curiosity of even the most jaded observer, accomplished only five times in the span of half a century. History, it seems, fashions its own predictions.
Okay, gather ’round, crypto enthusiasts. Brace yourselves: it turns out that millions of those shiny crypto coins are basically playing hide-and-seek… but, like, they forgot where they hid! We’re talking about over 913,000 Ethereum – that’s 5% of the entire supply – just gone poof! 💨 And if you think that’s dramatic, hold onto your … Read more
This bold move speaks volumes about the company’s unwavering faith in Ethereum, kind of like a preacher who’s found the holy grail of cryptocurrencies. Not only are they polishing their crypto portfolio, but they’re also riding the wave of institutional investment that’s sprouting up like dandelions in spring. 🌼
The AI gold rush has made Nvidia the go-to vendor for data centers, which are basically server-filled warehouses where engineers sip overpriced coffee and whisper about “training models.” The company’s secret weapon? A combo of high-end GPUs and CUDA, a software platform that’s been around since 2007. That’s not a typo. It’s like finding out your favorite band has been around since your parents were cool.
According to Coinbase, Honscha has been using this domain to redirect users to an app for trading physical coins (yes, the kind you actually touch) and allegedly extorting them into buying the domain. Because apparently, in 2025, cybersquatting is still a thing people do. Who knew? 🤷♂️
Imagine this: you put $2,000 into each of three carefully selected energy stocks. The numbers start to sing—a modest sum that blossoms into a steady stream of dividends. Clearway Energy, with its 5.52% yield, returns roughly $110.40 annually; Energy Transfer, at a robust 7.39%, dishes out about $147.80; and ConocoPhillips, a bit more modest at 3.26%, chips in $65.20. Altogether, that’s a neat $323.40 of passive income each year on a $6,000 investment. It’s like discovering that your old sweater still has a few hidden pockets.
When the COVID-19 pandemic descended upon the world, it cast a shadow over nursing homes and senior housing properties, a reflection of mortality itself. The virus, a malevolent librarian, rearranged the lives of the elderly, reducing occupancy rates and accelerating deaths. Amid this chaos, some healthcare real estate investment trusts (REITs)—Ventas (NYSE: VTR) and Welltower (NYSE: WELL)—chose to lower their dividends, as though bowing to the inevitable.
