In a missive dispatched via X (formerly known as Twitter, though one suspects the rebranding was less about clarity and more about appeasing shareholders), Mr. Kiyosaki urged the masses to abandon their fiat follies and instead invest in “real” assets: silver, gold, and-ah, yes-the ever-reliable Bitcoin and Ethereum. He predicts BTC may ascend to the stratospheric heights of $1,000,000, while silver, that “cheapest of opportunities,” might triple in value. One wonders if he’s consulted the commodities market or simply gazed into a particularly convincing crystal ball. 🧙♂️