Is a 1929-Style Financial Meltdown Looming? Bitcoin & Gold to the Rescue! 😂💰
Perched upon the digital dais of X (you know, where tweets go to retire), he urges the faithful to reconsider their reverence for the sacred temple of 401(k)s and IRAs—those glittering coffers packed to the brim with stocks that may soon become as valuable as a set of wooden nickels. Can you feel the sarcasm dripping? 🍵