With the solemnity of a Victorian psychic and the exuberance of a gambler in Monte Carlo, our latest augury comes courtesy of the ever-astute Trader Tardigrade. He claims we are fast approaching that mystical event in technical analysis—a bullish MACD crossover on the weekly chart. MACD, of course, stands for “Magicians and Charlatans’ Delight,” or so one is led to believe by the excitement of the crowd.
You seek to join this brave new order? Very well. Let us trudge through the snowdrifts of instruction:
Swift’s group handled the situation seriously and strongly refuted Baldoni’s claims, clarifying every accusation made against Taylor Swift, who was labeled as a singer in Karma. The accusations involved charges of extortion and defamation, along with Lively and Reynolds.
At the conclusion of their shared night out, they were photographed by the press as they departed in a vehicle. The Mission: Impossible performer offered a cheerful grin towards the camera, while the Knives Out actress, seated beside him, attempted to shield her face from the blinding flashbulbs.
In a short while, Wizards of the Coast is set to launch its inaugural showcase for the crossover game, “Magic: The Gathering – FINAL FANTASY”, at PAX East. This highly anticipated expansion was initially revealed in October and includes characters from 16 different FINAL FANTASY games, seamlessly blending them with the Magic universe.
In the upcoming thriller “Die, My Love,” Robert Pattinson takes center stage alongside Jennifer Lawrence, under the direction of Lynne Ramsay. Simultaneously, Kristen Stewart’s highly anticipated film adaptation titled “The Chronology of Water,” based on Lidia Yuknavitch’s book, is set to premiere at the 78th Cannes Film Festival as well.
The representative criticized Steve Sarowitz, the co-founder of Wayfarer Studios who also plays a role in Jane the Virgin, as well as their entire legal team, for making light of the situation by treating the case as if it were a joke.
In the past, I found myself grappling with my own personal issues and a disagreement with my colleague Alec Baldwin. Sharing my feelings with The Hollywood Reporter, I admitted that I wasn’t doing well, expressing myself as “I wasn’t in a good place.
It’s a bit of a dog’s breakfast, really. With these steadfast HODLers unloading their stashes, volatility now sits in the wings, mascara running, wondering if it still has a role in this farce of bullish optimism.
Fancy this: On May 8, 2025, after a lawsuit that felt longer than a crocodile’s yawn (since 2020—four years in the legal jungle!), Ripple and the SEC announced, with pinkies up, they’d call it quits. Ripple coughed up a $50 million fine—a pittance when you remember the earlier $125 million slap on the wrist Judge Analisa Torres waved about in 2024. Both sides muttered “Let’s forget it!” and cancelled their appeals, probably over a soggy cucumber sandwich.