In a twist that would make even the most jaded of Jeeves’ employers raise an eyebrow, Neal Stephenson’s blockchain-based content platform, Lamina1, has formed an alliance with Consensys’ layer-2 network, Linea, to usher in a new era of creator-owned media on Ethereum. 📚⚡
This partnership, it seems, is all about empowering creators with the power to control their intellectual property-though one wonders if they’ll also gain the power to control their own narratives, or if the blockchain will do that for them. 🧠🔒
Investments from Joe Lubin, co-founder of Ethereum and CEO of Consensys, have been secured, with Lubin declaring Stephenson a “leading figure in cyberpunk.” One can only imagine the conversations at the next sci-fi convention. 🤖✨
Launched in 2022, Lamina1 claims to let artists “maintain control of their IP” while involving fans in the creative process. One might ask: Is this a utopia for creators, or a dystopia for those who just want to read a book without a ledger? 📖⚖️
Spaces debuts on Linea as first product
The debut product on Linea is called Spaces, which will serve as a home for interactive story-driven worlds. One can only hope it’s not a home for the kind of stories that leave you wondering if you’ve been scammed. 🕹️🎭
The first project within Spaces, Artefact, promises a role-playing experience in a post-AI world. One might say it’s a tale as old as time-except the time is 2025, and the AI is probably running on a blockchain. 🤖📜
Declan Fox, vice president of Linea, raves about its “fast, inexpensive, and secure blockspace.” One can only assume this means it’s as swift as a well-timed quip and as secure as a bank vault-though perhaps not as exciting. 🔐⚡
Verax, the attestation platform, allows creators to attach “verifiable credentials” to their works. One might think this is a step towards transparency, but in the world of blockchain, even a “verifiable” credential might just be a fancy way of saying “I swear on my Ethereum wallet.” 🧾ethereum
Linea’s zkEVM tech is designed for scalable Ethereum apps with low fees. It’s like a Swiss Army knife for blockchain, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s more of a Swiss Army knife for speculative investments. 🧰💸
Airdrops for long-term LINEA holders
Lubin hinted that long-term holders might get airdrops. Airdrops, of course, are the blockchain equivalent of a surprise party-except the surprise is that you might have been holding a token that’s worth less than your grandmother’s vintage teacup. 🎉📉
Community concerns about LINEA’s utility have been voiced, with some calling it a “memecoin” with no clear value. One can’t help but think that if it were a memecoin, it would at least have a catchy name and a better chance of going viral. 🦄💸
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2025-09-23 19:30