Lo and behold, in the bewitching city of the United States, a certain enterprise by the name of Marathon Digital has embarked on a most curious quest – to hoard 400 BTC at the cost of $46 million, a sum so grand it could make a Tsar’s coffers weep with envy! 🥲 Gold? Silver? No, no – this is mere fool’s metal compared to the pow’r of their green fantods, now swelling to a comically ludicrous 53,250 BTC, worth nary $6.12 billion, which might just buy them a palace, a yawn, or several petulant lawsuits. 🏰⚖️
Ah, but what is this grand scheme of theirs, one might ask, but a madcap ballet of fear and greed? Their CEO, a modern-day Chichikov of crypto, assures us with a straight face that Bitcoin “has legs” (though one wonders if those legs are made of blockchain). 🦵💸 The groans of Mother Russia herself could be heard across the sea, for even Gogol might grow envious of such a grotesque accumulation of digital promise and capitalist glee! Is this the future? Perhaps. Or perhaps we’ll all end up mining coins on a Cossack’s back. 🐎📱
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2025-10-13 09:21