Four overplayed songs from the 1980s that lowered our intelligence

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I’m an ’80s music enthusiast with a heart full of nostalgia and a mind that refuses to be blinded by the past. I’ve spent countless hours reliving those glorious days through the songs that defined a generation. However, there are certain tracks from that era that, despite their popularity, leave me scratching my head in confusion.

It’s natural for some individuals to have differing opinions about the upcoming list (and perhaps even certain facts). If you hold a strong attachment to these tracks, it’s understandable that you might not see potential flaws. Go ahead and embrace your perspective.

For those who haven’t had the chance to listen to these songs yet, or for those new to the scene, there are valid explanations as to why each one deserves a spot on the list. These facts are true, not like the occasional fibs I might tell. (That song by Stereophonics is truly exceptional, though.)

I grew up in the 1980s, and some of the songs from that era hold a special place in my heart. However, I must admit that I haven’t always paid close attention to their lyrics. If you are among those who haven’t had the chance to explore the depth of these classic tunes, prepare yourself for an enlightening experience. The lyrics may surprise you with their meaning and relevance even in today’s world.

Four overplayed songs from the 1980s that are rather dumb

Europe – “The Final Countdown”

The song’s lyrics strike me as quite subpar. I’m aware that someone out there might argue, “But this isn’t an accurate interpretation! The song actually conveys…” However, based on my understanding of the text, it appears to express the feelings of a singer and his close companion as they bid farewell to their global journey around Earth.

In a long-term relationship’s ending, one might feel a sense of familiarity, but the overly polished music makes forming a genuine connection challenging. The keyboard riff may catch your attention, but it leaves a unpleasant feeling in your stomach hours later.

Based on my personal experiences and understanding of the given lyrics, I believe this poem speaks to the human spirit’s unyielding desire for exploration and discovery, even when faced with seemingly insurmountable challenges or obstacles. The journey towards Venus, a symbol of beauty and allure, represents the pursuit of our dreams and goals, no matter how far away they may seem.

Based on my own musical journey, I can relate to this statement. I recall listening to a song some years ago that, at first, didn’t resonate much with me. However, it slowly grew on me, and before I knew it, I found myself drawn to heavier genres. This particular track served as a gateway to a world of ludicrous “metal” music that I wouldn’t have otherwise explored.

Asia – “Heat of the Moment”

Before the 1980s, artists like Bob Dylan and Tom Waits were already creating meaningful music with thoughtful lyrics. However, the 1980s seemed determined to merge metal and pop genres. The issue lies in the fact that the words didn’t receive as much attention during this time.

I’ve been there, I’ve listened to my fair share of cringeworthy music throughout my life. Those songs that try too hard to be cool or edgy, but end up being nothing more than musical atrocities. The ones where the lyrics are filled with cliches and empty promises.

From a fan’s perspective, I ponder over how those two lines relate logically. Listening to them, it seems the connection is elusive. The first line speaks of singing along passionately to songs, while the second suggests incidents arising from circumstances that vanished. These seemingly unrelated thoughts leave me questioning the emotional undercurrent and the author’s intended message.

Richard Marx – “Right Here Waiting”

As a gamer, I’ve noticed an intriguing distinction between this song and “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. When Sting penned the lyrics for that classic track, he intentionally crafted verses that would give off a stalker-like vibe. It was all part of the song’s concept. However, Marx seems to be missing the mark with his performance. Instead of conveying the intended creepiness, he comes across as if he’s unaware of how unsettling his words sound.

Even though it’s challenging to accept, there could be someone you deeply care for who doesn’t feel the same way. It’s their decision to make. Try seeing this situation as an opportunity. There is bound to be someone who cherishes your company just as much. So, although it’s hard, consider moving on not only for your own well-being but also for the person you might unintentionally be pursuing too strongly.

Marx (apparently – sadly – no relation to Karl) sings the following stanza:

“I assumed, without a second thought, that those moments would endure somehow.
Now I only recall your laughter and sense your past tears.
Yet, I’m unable to reach you.”

Who’s laugh is he listening to? That’s strange. And whose tears is he experiencing? Things go from bad to worse. If the person he cares for is aware of his approach, they might want to consider contacting the authorities (not the musical group with Sting, but the genuine law enforcement).

Toto – “Africa”

As a gamer, I often come across songs with seemingly nonsensical lyrics. But let’s take it up a notch. Picture this: I’m having a conversation with Toto about their track. They’re sharing the words, and I’m left scratching my head, asking “Wait, what did you just say?” It then dawns on me that the singer of Toto’s song sees themselves as a god-like figure.

“Instead of joining in the chorus with ‘I bless the rains down in Africa,’ one might wonder about the source of one’s authority to make such a blessing.”

Forty years on, the melody of this song remains annoyingly memorable, yet it’s a pity that the lyrics leave a bitter taste. It seems the musicians grew complacent in that instance. A missed opportunity from them to deliver a meaningful message instead of falling short.

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2024-07-26 16:00