Oh, dear audience! On a most delightful Monday, the illustrious Eric Trump, progeny of the grand President Donald, graced the realm of X with a boastful proclamation as Ether soared higher than a capricious bird, reaching a monumentous $3,800 amid a merry rally that would make even the most stoic investor chuckle! 🕊️
“Pray tell, how fares my standing now, dear @TedPillows?” quoth he, replying to a jibe from three moons hence, a quip courtesy of Ted Pillows, noble partner at the crypto exchange OKX, who did scoff at Trump back in April when ETH took a mystical dive! 🏊♂️
“Lo! Up 35% in but five months, good sir! A moment to celebrate volatility, what say you?” he exclaimed to yet another knight who dared to poke fun at him amid Ether’s earlier tumblings. 🎩
“Should your wits be sharp, you’d have purchased the dips—just as I advised!”
Our Astute Eric Trump
Imagine, kind souls, if an investor had heeded the call of young Eric and bought ETH upon his joyful endorsement! They would now be reclining upon a cushion of unrealized gains, dancing at a delightful yet modest increase of around 30%—brightly trading at $3,732 from a humble $2,877 back on the fateful 4th of February, as the oracle CoinGecko does proclaim. 📈
Yet, alas! These wise souls would also lament paper losses should they have acted too hastily, witnessing a nearly 49% descent within a mere four weeks post-Trump’s declaration. Ether now boasts a modest 12% rise this year—oh, the drama! 🎭
On the previous Sunday, the sage analyst Gert van Lagen spied an uncanny resemblance between the current visage of ETH and the venerable Dow Jones of yore, circa 1980! 🕰️
He predicts, with appropriate flair, that ETH might soon reach the lofty height of $8,000 in the dawning days of 2026—what a grand finale this pattern may hold! 🌟
The Trump Family’s Crypto Capers
And let us not ignore the splendid crypto connections of our fair Trump family! Reports abound of their ties to a plethora of crypto ventures, seemingly replenishing their coffers by a staggering $620 million in mere months! 💸
Our dear Trump Media and Technology Group, the proud owner of the Truth Social platform, announced on that very Monday that it holds a treasure trove worth $2 billion in Bitcoin and its charming securities. They raised a princely sum of $2.5 billion, strutting forth with a Bitcoin strategy fit for kings, department store mannequins, and all! 😎
Grandsons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump, co-founders of American Bitcoin, also made quite a splash by attracting $220 million from esteemed investors, desiring to acquire Bitcoin as one might collect rare stamps, and all three Trump lads are co-founders of World Liberty Financial, with their father acting as a co-founder emeritus, the father of crypto funds, if you will! 🏰
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2025-07-22 09:38