Oh, dear reader! Gather ‘round, for Thursday brought with it not only the usual dreariness of life but also the curious announcement from the venerable crypto exchange, Coinbase! This time, they’ve stepped onto the grand stage of financial musings, revealing that the illustrious World Liberty Financial’s stablecoin, USD1, has found its way onto their roadmap, as if it were a prodigal son returning to the family dinner table! And, lo and behold! Adding another dash of spice to this mundane tale, none other than Eric Trump, he of familial fame, joyously amplified the news, as if it were a gospel delivered by the oracle of Delphi! 🎉
Coinbase Sizzles with Promises of USD1 Listing
According to the wise announcement from Coinbase Assets, more splendid than a peacock boasting its feathers, World Liberty Financial USD (USD1) has glided gracefully onto the exchange’s roadmap. They were kind enough to include the token’s contract address, though I dare say, one might need a magnifying glass to decipher it! With a flourish, the company kindly disclosed:
“Verily, the launch of trading for these assets relies upon the generosity of the market-making spirits and the fortitude of sufficient technical infrastructure. Once these celestial conditions align, we shall announce the commencement of trading in a manner befitting a grandiose spectacle!”
This proclamation has ignited the wildfires of speculation in the hearts of the crypto enthusiasts, who are now envisioning USD1 gracing the exchange floor sooner rather than later. Like a fine wine waiting for the perfect moment, USD1 is managed by the illustrious World Liberty Financial-a decentralized finance (DeFi) establishment, whose lifeblood, I might add, appears to have ties to the Trump family! Following Coinbase’s revelation, Eric Trump, ever the dutiful son of the nation’s leader, took to the ether of X to share the joyous tidings.
“USD1 is officially on Coinbase,” he proclaimed with utmost sincerity \[or should we call it business acumen?\] in his missive on Thursday. He tantalizingly hinted at the promise of, “More [World Liberty Financial] news to come very soon,” as if suggesting the arrival of a long-awaited sequel to a blockbuster film! 🎬
As fate would have it, USD1 currently struts as the sixth-largest stablecoin by market capitalisation-a veritable titan of the crypto realm, boasting a market cap of approximately $2.422 billion, bolstered by a recent flood of $212 million over the past month! At present, Coinbase counts among its clientele six dignitaries of the stablecoin fraternity: USDC, USDT, USDP, DAI, PYUSD, and EURC. What more could one wish for in this bustling marketplace of dreams and aspirations? 💰
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2025-08-21 21:18