Lo, in these tempestuous times, when even the humblest soul clutches at digital ghosts for privacy, Cypherpunk Technologies ($LPTX) hath cast its net with grandiose flair-203,775 Zcash ($ZEC), a sum of $50 million, now bloated to $104 million like a satiated serf after a peasant’s feast. One might call it a “strategic investment,” though we all know it is but a game of chance played with other people’s money. Ah, but what a game! The institutions, those noble sages of finance, now prance toward privacy coins as if summoned by a divine whisper: “Diversify, ye fools, lest Bitcoin’s shadow consume you!” And thus, in their wisdom, they dance… 🤡
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2025-11-13 10:07