In a spectacle most delightful, the Dutch National Bank has graciously bestowed a fine of $2.6 million upon the daring crypto merchant, OKX, for its clandestine escapades in the Netherlands. Ah, the thrill of operating without a license-truly a sport for the adventurous, or perhaps the foolhardy.
From July 2023 to August 2024, while the EU was busy drafting new rules under the enchanting title of MiCA, our dear OKX chose to ignore the age-old decree requiring all crypto companies to register-because who needs rules when you have audacity? 🎩
Since the dawn of 2020, Dutch regulators have been subtly nudging companies toward transparency, whispering sweet nothings about anti-money laundering laws, all in the name of protecting unsuspecting consumers. But our intrepid OKX remained steadfast in its secretive ways.
an earnest declaration of “pleasure” in resolving the matter, and a distant claim of not actively targeting Dutch souls-perhaps merely a happy accident? 😅 Their legal fancy footwork clarified that they are not involved with the MiCAR-licensed Okcoin Europe, which, believe it or not, is playing by the rules.
This is hardly a new chapter in their saga-Crypto.com, Binance, Coinbase-all have faced the Dutch regulatory thumbs-down. The Netherlands seems to have a recurring role as the stern but fair boss in this wild crypto soap opera. Meanwhile, other countries have also joined the dance-Malta, the Philippines, you name it-dishing out fines and warnings with the finesse of a well-placed slapstick comedy.
So, dear reader, as OKX ventures onward in the Dutch market with promises of legality, one cannot help but wonder-will they ever learn? Or is this just another episode in the grand comedy of crypto regulation? Stay tuned, for the game is far from over. 🚀
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