During an October 6 event at the São Paulo Stock Exchange, he explained that the techy DNA of digital assets seeped into how the central bank thinks about efficiency, inclusion, and automation-the financial equivalent of remodeling your kitchen and discovering your spouse never noticed the sink was leaking. It’s all very practical, and very loud in a room full of calculators. 🤖
Plan acronyms aside, here’s what you get (in Tina Fey-level bluntness):
From his October note, Akinyele sketches a two-act play for the XRP Ledger, not with trumpets but with the language of numbers. The first act, to unfold over the next twelve months, will cloak transactions in privacy using zero-knowledge technology, yet keep them within the boundaries of the law. A business might move money with the elegance of a private conversation, and still be able to show the proper smiles to the inspectors. The second act, set for 2026, will introduce Confidential Multi-Purpose Tokens (MPTs), a development that sounds grand and perhaps a touch theatrical. 🎭😏
Mr. Spock, our modern-day Cassandra, has proclaimed the Pi Network’s fall from its February zenith of $2.99 as “basically a rug pull.” Oh, the irony! A project once hailed as the future of decentralized wealth has evaporated like a champagne bubble, wiping out a staggering $18 billion in market value. And all this while the crypto market, that fickle mistress, has been dancing to a far more exuberant tune. 🎶💔
And who should step into the limelight but the inimitable President Trump, ever the maestro of the unexpected, offering his peculiar brand of wisdom.
Just like gold, Ethereum could break higher and even reach the five-digit horizon above $20,000, as if the calendar forgot its limits. 😂🚀
Turns out, the US M2 money supply (aka the financial equivalent of a bottomless mimosa brunch) has hit a record $22.2 trillion. 🥂 That’s a lot of zeros, folks. And while Bitcoin’s been sipping the Kool-Aid, Ethereum’s been nursing a “liquidity lag” like it’s stuck in a spin class it didn’t sign up for. 🚴♀️
Alas, the poor darling couldn’t close above its previous peak of $124,501 (set on August 14th), and the fact that this Sunday pump occurred on a day of typically low volumes only adds to the melodrama. Will it sustain? Or will it collapse like a soufflé in a thunderstorm? 🌩️🥧
It’s not your average Joe anymore. The heavyweights-those holding between 100 and 1,000 BTC-are scooping up more than 10K BTC daily. Plus, ETF holdings are hitting a staggering 620K BTC ($76.9B). This is the era of whales, not retail. 🐋💰
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