Merit Systems CEO Sam Ragsdale identifies a transition toward Open Agentic Commerce, a model utilizing protocols like x402 and mpp to enable artificial intelligence (AI) agents to perform autonomous purchases. This transition follows the decline of traditional ad-based revenue models as Large Language Models (LLMs) and computer-use agents begin to bypass human-centric advertising interfaces.
Just yesterday, the good ol’ Bitcoin, that shining knight of digital coins, took a nosedive, dragging along its poor altcoin companions, and crashed down toward the $68,000 mark. It seems our noble Bitcoin has caught a rather bad cold, and it’s taking the whole market along for the ride.
This “letter” was FedExed to the Southern District of New York court, but hold onto your hats! The tracking information revealed it shipped right from Palo Alto and Menlo Park-places that scream “I’m still connected to my rich relatives!” Talk about a family reunion in disguise!
Cameco, that grand maestro of uranium, has once again thrown its annual report into the fray, filing the Form 40-F with the SEC on March 19 in Saskatoon. This bureaucratic ballet includes audited financial statements for the year ended December 31, 2025 (yes, the future is already documented!), along with a “discussion and analysis” by management and the Canadian annual information form. The documents were also sent to Canadian regulators, some of which were published in February-because nothing says “urgency” like a February filing for a March event.
The deal, still dangling in the regulatory ether, promises a marriage of minds-or rather, machines. Financial whispers remain locked in the vaults, and the companies, like star-crossed lovers, shall dance independently until the ink dries.
Michael Saylor’s firm, Strategy, is currently sitting on a $5.25 billion paper loss as Bitcoin wallows near $67,848-9.1% below their average buy price of $75,696. Their Bitcoin stash? 761,068 coins, acquired over 103 purchases. At current prices, their total value is $52.36 billion. That’s down from a peak of over $70 billion when Bitcoin briefly flirted with $100,000 in late 2024. Saylor’s social media post on X, captioned “The Orange March Continues,” features a chart from StrategyTracker.com. A masterclass in optimism, or a man who’s forgotten what fear feels like.
The great Donald Trump, with his golden tweets and his Truth Social pulpit, has issued a 48-hour ultimatum. “Destroy their power plants!” he thunders, as if the world were a chessboard and Iran a pawn to be sacrificed. By Monday night, he demands, the strait must flow freely-or else. What a farce! As if threats could untangle the knots of history and greed.
Bitcoin clung to life after a dramatic plunge triggered by President Trump’s fiery rhetoric toward Iran. On the daily chart, it retreated into a cozy consolidation band just above $68,200, as if seeking refuge from the chaos. The price remained trapped in a narrow range, a testament to the market’s inability to choose between hope and despair.
The incident struck the Resolv DeFi platform, which offers yield strategies tied to delta-neutral positions on bitcoin and ethereum, with its USR stablecoin marketed as a dollar-pegged asset backed by liquid collateral. Before the breach, the protocol’s total value locked exceeded $500 million, supported by audits, a bug bounty program, and custody integrations.
The vote, conducted on the 20th day of March-a date destined for greatness-yielded a near-unanimous approval, with approximately 99.3% of votes favoring the plan to shift domicile from Canada to the realm of tax advantages in Delaware, along with a shiny new name: Keel Infrastructure. This resounding endorsement surpassed the required threshold as if the shareholders were preparing for a grand theatrical performance.