Ah! Dear friends, gather your wigs and powdered noses, for the illustrious Cardano Foundation has ascended their digital stage (on X—such a mysterious single-letter salon!) to trumpet a declaration that will, I assure you, turn the heads—and perhaps the pockets—of all those frivolous builders upon their exalted protocol!
In a union more tantalizing than Orgon’s marriage to Elmire, Cardano has clasped hands with none other than Techstars—a court famed for giving succor to those who tinker endlessly with code and dreams. Together they present the noble Project Catalyst, a pre-accelerator so global in reach that even your great Aunt might apply by accident. Pray, do mark your calendars from October through December! That’s nearly two whole acts!
The aim? Nothing short of a comic ballet. The chosen—let us say, the lucky few who survive this merciless audition—must pirouette upon Cardano’s blockchain, leap daringly into cross-chain oblivion, and, naturally, advance the very ecosystem that feeds their ambitions (and wallets). If you ever wanted to dance on Molten Lava, but in code—here’s your stage.
“Grand tidings for those parties penning sonnets upon the illustrious Cardano scrolls!
We, in a fit of visionary extravagance, have united with @Techstars to cast forth a pre-accelerator—ten weeks of pure dramaturgy—for web3 founders eager to unveil their acts, pitch their wares, and whirl globally like a coin tossed by fate.
Apply, posthaste! Or lament forever…”— Cardano Foundation (@Cardano_CF), June 24, 2025
Those who pass this ordeal (fifteen to twenty bravos, not one more lest we invite a riot!) shall receive Techstars’ arcane wisdom: the art of charming the customer, unearthing product-market fit as though it were lost treasure, pitching like Molière is watching, and entering the venture hall with pockets (and hope) brimming.
As for the coin, the infamous ADA? It waltzes coyly at $0.58—a rise of 7.2% today! Yet do not cheer too loudly; last week it tumbled 6.8% and sulks in the wings. As the world—war and peace, love and bitcoin—spins its farcical tale, our little ADA simply pirouettes in its tights.
In conclusion: apply at once, or hereafter speak not of missed fortunes! The theatre is brimming, the curtain rising, and, by Molière’s quill, fortune favors those with flair, folly, and just a dash of blockchain bravado. 🎭👏
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2025-06-24 14:05