Hold onto your yarmulkes, folks! Aave has finally busted out of the EVM neighborhood and crash-landed on the Aptos blockchain-Oy vey, the Ethereum folks must be kvetching right now! This is Aave’s first deployment where the words “Ethereum Virtual Machine” are just background noise, like someone talking at a Catskills buffet. You want multichain? You got multichain! Next thing you know, Aave’s gonna launch on your grandma’s Mahjong server. 👵💸
Why Aptos, you ask? Well, it’s faster, it scales, and the rent is probably way cheaper. Aave’s out here giving lending and borrowing services to new faces-maybe they’re sick of Ethereum’s gas fees, maybe they just want a fresh start! Either way, DeFi’s expanding so fast, even Mel Brooks couldn’t keep up, and he’s still running from Spaceballs. So what does this all mean? Aave’s going for total DeFi domination, one blockchain at a time. Next stop, the moon-or at the very least, Matzoh ball soup-powered smart contracts. 🚀🥣
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