Bitcoin, once the king of the crypto castle, has been dragged into the dungeon by the market’s fickle finger, leaving its price below the $100k fortress. 💸
As the market’s mood swings like a pendulum, Bitcoin’s derivatives market has turned into a bloodbath, according to CoinGlass. 🩸
In the last 24 hours, Bitcoin’s derivatives market has been a horror show, with over $310 million in positions getting the axe. Long traders, who bet on a rise, lost a staggering $268.07 million. Short traders? They only lost $43.75 million. 512.73% imbalance? More like a 512.73% “I TOLD YOU SO” from the bears. 🤡
This isn’t just a numbers game; it’s a full-blown drama where everyone’s betting on a comeback that never comes. The bulls were so bullish, they forgot the “short” in “shorts”. 📈💸
Bitcoin retests $94,000
Bitcoin, once flirting with $100k, has now taken a detour to $94k. Traders who bet on a surge are now staring at their screens, wondering where their confidence went. 🧐
Leveraged positions, now the targets of forced liquidations, have added fuel to the fire, pushing the price lower. It’s like a game of Jenga, but with money. ⬇️
Market analysts, ever the optimists, say Bitcoin might hit $83k if the selling continues. Because nothing says “hope” like a 17% drop. 🤞
Despite the chaos, big players like Strategy are still buying, stacking up Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza. Hope is alive, or at least, the wallets are. 🍕💼
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2025-11-15 20:04