Bitcoin Plummets! 📉 Is This The End?!

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Oh, Bitcoin. Really? 🙄 So it went up, then it went down. Groundbreaking stuff. Everyone’s yelling “bulls” and “bears” like they’re at a zoo. It’s a cryptocurrency, not a wildlife documentary. And now it’s…under 90,000? Is that bad? I honestly lose track. It’s all just numbers going up and down, and people getting very excited about it.

This whole “recovery” thing? Don’t even get me started. It’s like saying my socks are recovering after I wear them all day. They’re just…worn. And now everyone’s asking if this is “just a brief obstacle,” or if it’s “the end.” Like these people have actual answers! It’s a coin! A digital coin! What kind of existential crisis are we having here?

$80,500? Seriously?!

So, this guy, Alphractal – sounds like a terrible cold – is saying if it goes below $89,800, things could get…complicated. Accumulation? Redistribution? What are we, communists? Just tell me if I’m losing money, okay? I don’t need a PowerPoint presentation. 😤

And then Wedson – honestly, these names – chimed in. Apparently, losing $89,800 means either it goes up…or down. Brilliant analysis. I could do that. I should do that. I could be a crypto pundit! I’d be a brutally honest crypto pundit. People would love that.

They’re talking about it going to $70,000! $70,000! Like that’s a good thing. I’m starting to suspect these “experts” just want to see the world burn. 🌍

And apparently, “sideways action” is causing all this? That’s… insightful. It’s sideways. It’s not going UP. That’s the problem. It’s a sideways economy of misery. This Wedson guy keeps saying things that sound vaguely profound but mean absolutely nothing. It’s exhausting.

Now they say if it hits $86,500 it’s going to $80,500. It’s like a domino effect of disappointment. “A perfect spot to buy the dip?” Who wants to buy the dip? That sounds terrible. Like bad yogurt. 🤢

The Bitcoin Saga (Ugh)

It went up! No, wait, it went down! Oh, the drama! It’s like a soap opera, but with more nerds. It was $94,000, then $84,600. It’s a rollercoaster, and I didn’t even ask to get on it. 🎢

Right now, it’s at $89,415 and down 3% in 24 hours. Down! See? I told you. And down almost 10% in a year. A year! You could’ve just…left your money under the mattress. You’d probably have more.

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2025-12-06 16:36