So, you’re telling me Coinbase, of all places, says a “full-scale” altcoin season is on the horizon? Really, who came up with that? 😂
Apparently, 75% of these altcoins are going to outshine Bitcoin. I mean, how is that even a thing? It’s like saying, “Hey, look! My little cousin is better at basketball than LeBron!” Come on! 🏀
A local top? Or just a local diner? 🤔
Now, the U.S. Federal Reserve is gearing up for a 25-basis-point rate cut next month. Polymarket folks are betting like it’s a horse race, thinking there’s a 75% chance they’ll pull that trigger in September. And some are suggesting this could mark a top for Bitcoin. Ha! Please, who says? 🤷♂️
Coinbase is over there, shrugging, saying that may not happen. They’ve got this bright idea that retail investors are just sitting on the sidelines, waiting for some magic rate cut to “unlock” them. Unlock? Seriously? It’s more like a game of hide and seek; where are these investors hiding? Behind the couch? 🙈
Bitcoin’s plunging dominance – Yikes! ⚡
And oh boy, Bitcoin’s market cap dominance has nose-dived to 59.39%. That’s a drop of 10.21% since late June! It’s like watching your favorite team lose in the playoffs. Painful! 😩
Ethereum? On August 14, it hit new heights with a 0.039 BTC ratio. Break out the confetti, right? Or is that just a prelude to even more absurdity? 🎊
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