The sentiment analytics platform, with its cold, calculating gaze, observes that when traders declare a crash-rather than merely noting a dip-prices often bottom out and reverse course. A crash, you see, is not merely a fall; it is a performance, a drama, a moment when the audience gasps and the protagonist (Bitcoin) rises from the ashes. Yet, the mainstream media, ever the tardy critic, continued to amplify crash narratives long after the rebound had occurred. How amusing, this lag, which allows the shrewd to pluck the fruits of panic from the hands of retail investors, those poor souls who sell at a loss, guided by yesterday’s news.