Macro swing-trader “The Great Mattsby” (@matthughes13), a man who sees patterns where others see chaos, insists that Bitcoin is merely retracing its steps, like a drunkard on a familiar path. “Back in 2024,” he reminds us, “BTC consolidated for 7 months in the $70k-$50k zone before breaking out.” Ah, the sweet nostalgia of past glories! 🥂
Rekt Capital, the guy who probably owns a calculator and a frown, shared a chart that’s basically a warning sign with a puppy on it. “Dogecoin needs to protect its multi-year technical uptrend,” he says, as if that’s something that actually happens. 🚨
XRP has been in the headlines with an 89 percent return last year, while big crypto such as Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and the CoinDesk 20 Index (CD20) have little or negative returns. 🤯 Who knew the real MVP of 2025 was a cryptocurrency named after a tropical fruit?
Apparently, a fair chunk-roughly 30-35%-of XRP supply is now in the red, according to the brainy folks at Glassnode. This marks a significant turnaround from October, when most were basking in the glow of profits. Poor dears, they were almost smug back then.
But hold onto your Bowser hats – just yesterday, a shocking twist: nearly 60 billion coins made a sneaky return to the exchanges. Evidently, some holders couldn’t resist the siren call of quick profits or perhaps are just elbowing their way back into the market chaos. Now the question remains: are they coming in for a quick splash or pulling back to rethink their strategy? It’s the crypto equivalent of a soap opera, darling, and we’re all watching with bated breath. 📉📈
Both funds orbit the same financial galaxy, yet QQQ’s trajectory follows the tech-slinging NASDAQ-100, whereas VOO cruises the broader S&P 500. It’s the difference between building a campfire with a single matchstick (QQQ) and igniting a controlled burn across a forest of diversified timber (VOO).
Beta measures price volatility relative to the S&P 500; beta is calculated from five-year weekly returns. The 1-yr return represents total return over the trailing 12 months.
Their move, documented as a simple filing with the SEC-a formal whisper in a world of noise-reveals more than just numbers. It signals a belief, a hope that beneath the surface of sluggish growth and battered stock prices, there remains the seed of something better. Starboard’s entrance marks not just an investment but a stake in an unfolding story, a chapter of perhaps reform or renewal, in the ongoing march of capitalism’s relentless clock.
MGK’s fees are the quiet, efficient person who doesn’t need to shout. QQQ’s dividend is the loud one who insists on being heard, even though you’re not sure if it’s worth the noise.
According to the parchment of Form 13F, Whetstone’s Zeta position dissolved entirely, now accounting for 0% of its reportable assets. One imagines the fund’s portfolio as a mosaic of 56 investments, from which Zeta has been excised like a page torn from an unfinished manuscript. The remaining top holdings-Cloudflare, Dave Inc., Alphabet, OptimizeRx, Amazon-form a constellation of digital dominion, their values etched in the language of capital.