Saylor’s Bitcoin Odyssey: A Tale of Debt, Delusion, and Digital Gold

“Accumulation continues,” he intoned, his voice echoing through the halls of finance like a ghost in a poorly lit government office. The markets, ever the nervous Nellies, took this as both a balm and a warning-a reminder that the firm’s fate is now as inextricably tied to Bitcoin as a Gogol protagonist is to their absurd predicament.






