That’s not a mere coincidence. As SHIB touched this floor once again, buyers piled in, prompting a sharp 11.5% surge in trading volume that signaled fresh accumulation. Throw in a slight recovery in the overall crypto market cap, up just under 2%, and the stage felt set for SHIB to snap out of its brutal downtrend. For now, traders are debating, does this floor holds strong like before, or is more pain ahead? 🤯
Bitcoin’s relief rally just injected fresh energy into a choppy market. $BTC briefly reclaimed $104K in a brisk squeeze, reigniting risk appetite after weeks of chop, causing a $50B market pump. 🧨 (Chop, indeed. A market that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush.)
The quantum threat is more than a technical hurdle. It has a profound impact on digital assets and threatens the privacy of individuals relying on Bitcoin for financial freedom. A profound impact, indeed! It’s not just a technical hurdle-it’s a full-blown circus act, complete with a ringmaster named Quantum and a troupe of qubits. 🎪
So, what’s going on with Solana? It’s trying to pull itself together after a crypto market meltdown, currently hanging out around $150. But wait-there’s a glimmer of hope! It’s up 1.18% today, which, sure, isn’t exactly an all-time high, but it’s something, right? 🤷♀️
The comments come as the DAT sector goes through something akin to an existential crisis. Most firms’ market net asset values (mNAVs) have converged toward the incredibly “exciting” value of 1.0, because who doesn’t love a market where everyone is barely keeping their heads above water?
At present, XRP trades at $2.33, a rise of 4% in the past day, having found solace at the lower Bollinger Band. The week past hath seen it oscillate between $2.12 and $2.58, yet it remains 9.6% below its weekly peak and a full 22% beneath its monthly high. ‘Tis still a far cry from its July zenith of $3.65, a summit now but a distant memory. 🏔️
This addition, a veritable mountain in the landscape of its portfolio, constitutes 20.54% of Brown’s $169.07 million in reportable U.S. equity holdings as of September 30, 2025. A curious alchemy, indeed, where academia and the market’s caprices intertwine.
This revelation was disclosed in the quarterly feasting on numbers that funds must present to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Shift4 Payments, which had been absent from the menu before, has now made a rather grand entry, and it’s hard not to raise a curious eyebrow at this bold move.
The $159.34 million stake, disclosed in a November 3, 2025 SEC filing, is a signal as loud as a foghorn in a vacuum. For context, that’s roughly the cost of buying every chair in Hong Kong twice over, assuming chairs still exist in 2025. The fund’s top five holdings now read like a menu from a high-stakes poker game: SUPX, NVDA, ETHA, GOOGL, and ETHU. One wonders if the fund’s portfolio manager spends their evenings staring at a dartboard covered in stock tickers, muttering, “Well, it’s either this or another night of existential dread.”
In a bold post on X (yes, that’s what Twitter’s called now, don’t ask), Hougan dropped this gem: “Buying a crypto asset and sticking it on a balance sheet today? Not exactly hard. Sure, it was once a challenge, but it’s as easy as pie now.” He added, “If that’s all a DAT does, just buy and hold, you might as well just buy into an ETF. Even if the DAT is staking, ETFs do that now too.” Well, well, well… all that talk about “innovative” crypto treasury strategies, huh? 😏
