Once cloaked in mystery, the regulated crypto path now has a new visitor. Grayscale, the old fox, nods and files its Form 8-A on Nov. 21, as if to say, “Look, we’re serious, or at least pretending to be.” The shares, with their shiny new designation ‘GDOG,’ are to be revealed on or around November 24, 2025, like a secret kept underground just a little bit longer.
Roman Storm, co-founder of Tornado Cash, a tool that promises privacy in the Wild West of cryptocurrency, found himself in hot water. On August 6, 2025, a jury declared him guilty of running an unlicensed money transfer business-a crime as exciting as it sounds. But wait! The same jury couldn’t agree on whether he laundered money or broke sanctions. So, is he a Robin Hood of the blockchain or just a cog in the machine of digital mischief? 🕵️♂️💸
In the enchanted forest of global finance, stablecoins have been creeping up from the shadows, waving thanks to both wizards and tailcoats from Visa. According to the wise Merrick Theobald, the stablecoins, those mysterious potions, have more adventure drawn from the scrolls of regulating sages.
Now, this bill doesn’t just nudge IT management, tech support, and cybersecurity providers with a polite finger. No, no, it tells them they’ll have to meet the same security standards as critical infrastructure. Because apparently, it’s not enough to just not get hacked-your network needs to be Fort Knox-level secure. And if you fail? Well, don’t worry, the penalty will be tied to your company’s turnover, which is sure to make CEOs sweat. 💸
Behold, the sages of the market whisper of a curious phenomenon: the XRP price, like a defiant beggar, clings to its dignity despite the storm of Bitcoin’s despair. A spectral metric, long seen in the shadows of past rebounds, has reappeared, casting its ominous glow upon the charts. Ah, the irony! For every time this ghostly sign flickers, the price leaps-like a drunkard on a tightrope, teetering between hope and ruin.
The behemoths of the crypto seas, ever the optimists, may amplify any breakout, their positions as steadfast as a well-armed parrot on a ship. 🐦
Bloomberg’s internal indexes? They’re rolling over like a toddler in a naptime revolt. Equity-volatility overlays? Also slumping. McGlone sums it up: “Risk buying is fading, not rotating.” Translation: Run for the hills. 🐎💨
This acquisition represents 1.5% of Maven’s reportable assets under management, which is like being the third wheel at a party where everyone else is already married to their own portfolios. The top holdings, meanwhile, look like a list of things that are either very popular or very expensive. Tesla, for instance, is the financial version of a celebrity-everyone wants to be associated with it, even if they don’t quite understand why.
In this year of our crypto lord, 2025, utility has been crowned king. Traders, those fickle creatures, now crave wallets, infrastructure, and DeFi tools that simplify their on-chain existence. How mature of them! 🌱
Brazilian crypto users, brace yourselves. Trustwave SpiderLabs (who sound like a tech-savvy circus act) have uncovered a multi-stage threat so slick it’s basically a cybercriminals’ dream come true. Eternidade, a Delphi-based stealer, doesn’t just steal your data-it updates its command-and-control servers like a boss, all while hiding in plain sight. Think of it as a cockroach with a PhD in stealth. 🧠🦟