Guardian Wealth Doubles Down on LKQ Stock With $1.8 Million Purchase

In its quarterly 13F filing, submitted November 14, 2025, Guardian Wealth reported this sizable purchase of LKQ stock. It was no small maneuver-$1.83 million is still a decent pile of cash, even in a market that seems to have forgotten what “growth” means. The new position now makes up 2.87% of the fund’s $169.26 million in U.S. equity holdings. It’s a slice of a much bigger pie, but one with a heavy price tag.

🤑 Fed’s Tiny Snip Sends Crypto on a Wild Rollercoaster! 🚀💸

Ah, the Federal Reserve, those masters of monetary mischief, pulled their rabbit out of the hat on Wednesday, slicing the federal funds rate by a mere 25 basis points. The third time’s the charm in 2025, they say, bringing rates to their lowest since the days of yore (early 2023, to be precise). 🧙♂️✨

🌌 Galaxy Invades UAE: Crypto Conquest or Desert Mirage? 🌴

Galaxy’s Middle East Adventure

According to a Wednesday notice (because nothing says “we mean business” like a midweek press release), Galaxy will set up shop under the watchful eye of the Abu Dhabi Global Market (ADGM), the region’s financial bigwig. Mike Novogratz, the company’s founder and CEO, claims this is all part of a grand strategy to expand partnerships and operations. Or, as we like to call it, “conquering the world, one desert at a time.” 🗺️

The Dip and the Diver: A Tale of TFI’s Fall and a Counsel’s Gambit

It was as if the universe had conspired to make the numbers dance. Dixon Mitchell Investment Counsel, that paragon of fiscal audacity, had acquired 93,705 shares of TFI International Inc. (TFII +1.09%), a sum that shimmered like gold in the dim light of the SEC’s filing room. The transaction, estimated at $7 million, was less a purchase and more a ritual-a rite of passage for those who believe that the market’s darkest hours are merely the prelude to a grander, more inscrutable melody.

Bitcoin’s Secret Sauce: Why It’s Still Stronger Than Your Grandma’s Rum Cake 🍪

CIO and founder of MNFund and MNCapital, CryptoMichNL, emphasized that Bitcoin shares a strong correlation with the Nasdaq. While Nasdaq continues to show steady resilience, BTC has stalled behind. This mismatch creates a mispricing and market divergence, which is why the path toward $100,000 remains wide open and why the 4-year cycle thesis doesn’t hold up. The 4-year cycle thesis? More like the 4-year “I give up” thesis. 🤯

The Alchemist of Micro-Caps: A Wildean Ode to Nextdoor’s 100X Gambit

Let us not prolong the suspense – Jackson’s thesis unfolds like a detective novel where the detective is the mystery. He proclaims Nextdoor “the most criminally undervalued agentic-AI platform of our age,” a digital agora where 100 million verified households might one day transact with Wildean epigrammatic efficiency. Imagine, if you dare, typing “I require a plumber who fixes pipes posthaste” and having the platform perform digital sorcery. Low engagement? A temporary indiscretion, not a character flaw.

The Weight of the Dip: A Descent into the Depths of Investment

According to the parchment of the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated the same day, the fund’s hand had reached into the third quarter’s abyss, grasping 255,154 additional shares, which now swell their total to 339,370, a figure worth approximately $31.96 million as of September 30, 2025. The firm, in its labyrinthine portfolio, bore 75 positions, each a testament to the human soul’s eternal struggle against uncertainty.

WIF’s Wild Ride: From $0.31 to $0.48? 🤑🚀

Egad, the WIF (WIF) price is putting on quite the show, my dear fellow, with one of its most spiffing technical recoveries in recent memory. Bouncing back from the $0.31 region with the vigor of a spring chicken, this meme token has shifted the short-term sentiment faster than Jeeves can mix a martini. Backed by a clear uptick in bullish volume, it’s now poised to tackle higher resistance levels, though whether it succeeds remains to be seen. The point of control, that fickle mistress, has been reclaimed and retested, hinting that the market structure is beginning to show signs of life-or at least a pulse. 🌡️