Bitcoin Bores at $91K: The Exciting Tale of Sideways Movement & Sudden Dumps

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In the quiet hush of the weekend, Bitcoin drifts languidly around the splendid figure of $91,000, as if it were a nobleman contemplating the boredom of riches. Remarkably, it has gained more than ten thousand since last Friday’s nadir, a feat that suggests perhaps it prefers to stroll rather than march. 😅

The larger altcoins, those supposed titans of currency, lumber along with all the zest of a Cossack at a slow dance-except for the flamboyant HYPE, AVAX, and ZEC, who seem to have decided to indulge in a little dramatic dumping since yesterday, as though auditioning for a tragedy.

BTC Reaches $91K-Yawn.

Ah, the week-the rollercoaster that left our brave crypto hero, Bitcoin, plummeting below $81,000 back in April’s distant past. It shed a staggering $25,000 in merely ten days, as if it considered thrift a virtue. The anxious bulls, ever hopeful, rallied to defend the decayed fortress of $80,000, causing the valuation to climb back to a modest $84,000 by the weekend, no doubt contemplating the futility of their efforts.

Midweek brought a surge-an audacious attempt to reclaim lost glory-pushing the creature to $88,000 by Wednesday. Resistance, however, clung stubbornly, like a stubborn tavern keeper refusing entry to rowdy patrons. Yet, fate granted them a fleeting victory, and at last, Bitcoin shot past $90,000 on Friday, peaking just over $93,000, as if winking at all skeptics.

But of course, what is a story without a twist? The ascent halted, rejected, and now our hero languishes in the realm of $90,000-$91,000, a perfect example of patience-or perhaps stubbornness. Its market cap stands proud at $1.82 trillion, with dominance over the alts holding above 57%, as if to say, “I am still the king, even in my laziness.”

The Weekly Escapades

Meanwhile, the weekly charts offer a spirited story-altcoins attempting to dance back into favor. ETH and XRP, those reliable companions, have gained over 7%, to $3,000 and $2.20 respectively, as if celebrating the small victories. SOL and HYPE, even amidst their recent misadventures, have managed a 5% advance, showing that everyone’s trying to keep up appearances.

As for others-XMR, XLM, AVAX, SUI, SHIB, CC, and AAVE-they’re positively glowing in the green, defying the gloom. ZEC, the elusive privacy token, again shows its rebellious nature, plunging over 21% since last Sunday, now below $450, probably contemplating its life’s choices.

And the grand total? The crypto market cap has rallied over $300 billion since last week’s lament, approaching a towering $3.2 trillion-an impressive feat of resilience, or perhaps just stubbornness.

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2025-11-30 14:38