Ah, the saga of Bitcoin Spot ETFs-a story of despair turned hope, a Greek tragedy with a twist. After four grueling weeks of slipping away like sand through fingers, they finally decide to show a little muscle, a flicker of life in the dark abyss. Investors, perhaps asleep at the wheel or just numb from the losses, blinked twice as the funds hugged a modest $70 million inflow-an all-too-rare sight that brought at least some humor to the financial circus. 🎪
Bitcoin Spot ETFs Begin Recovery From Red November
According to the oracle at SoSoValue, these once-dead funds managed to breathe again, pulling in a cool $70.05 million in the last week of November-a date that will go down in history as the week the Titanic paused its descent. Of course, BlackRock’s IBIT-proudly sporting a share value of $51.55-was about as affected as a rock in a river, with net outflows of $137.01 million. But fear not, mere mortals, because it still commands a staggering $62.57 billion in net assets, proving once again that Big Brother is still playing chess while everyone else is busy losing checkers. 🏢🧱
Meanwhile, other ETFs-Bitwise’s BITB and VanEck’s HODL-continued their tragic dance of outflows, a combined $55.05 million evaporating into the ether. Yet, in a twist that would make Kafka proud, Fidelity’s FBTC swooped in with a heroic $230.44 million inflow, saving the day-or at least the month. Grayscale’s duo and Ark Invest also chipped in with $31.65 million, because apparently, when the ship sinks, you might as well toss some coins into the abyss. 🚢💸
Some funds-Invesco’s BTCO, Valkyrie’s BRRR, Franklin Templeton’s EZBC, WisdomTree’s BTCW, Hashdex’s DEFI-took the “no netflow” route, standing still like statues at a parade. November’s close saw a devastating $3.48 billion outflow, a number large enough to make any accountant weep. But fear not, for the grand total since inception now stands at $57.71 billion in inflows-enough to buy a small island or two-and total assets of $119.39 billion, a nice 6.56% slice of Bitcoin’s market pie. 🥧
Ethereum ETFs Join the Partly Cloudy Party
Not to be left out of the fun, Ethereum ETFs also decided to crawl out of their cave after three weeks of sulking. They proudly attracted $312.62 million in new deposits last week-because everyone loves a comeback story-even if it’s just for a week. The total net inflow now hits $12.94 billion, proving that even digital currencies have a flair for the dramatic. 🎭
BlackRock’s ETHA and Fidelity’s FETH led this cheer squad with $257.18 million and $45.3 million, respectively, because who doesn’t love big names? These ETF heroes now boast $19.14 billion in assets-5.19% of ETH’s market cap-standing tall against the chaos. Meanwhile, ETH trades around $2,991 after a tiny hiccup, and Bitcoin is still pretending to be in a state of calm at $90,840-because silence is golden, especially in markets. 💰

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