
🎉 It’s Seir’s birthday—the new recruit at Ghenar Industry! 🎉
Seriously?! They’re making my birthday a whole company thing now? I almost overslept and was late to work because of *all* the gifts already, and now this?! My dad is going way overboard… Ugh, this is officially the most embarrassing birthday ever!
I heard Ghenar Industry is sending tons of gifts to Seir! We should do the same and get her something she’ll really appreciate. Just be careful to choose wisely – the CEO might not be happy if we mess up!
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