Everyone, hold onto your bowler hats! The legendary Peter McCormack—yes, the Bitcoin enthusiast and Real Bedford FC overlord—is flipping the script in Bedford, UK. And no, he’s not just talking about digital coins; he’s tossing actual bodyguards into the streets like it’s a Hollywood remake of “The Wild, Wild Bedford.”
It’s chaos, folks! Burglaries, beggars, and shoplifters turning Bedford into a scene from a soap opera. And McCormack? Well, he’s saying, “Enough is enough!”—but instead of calling 999, he’s funding a Saturday night security spectacular. Think of it as The A-Team—minus Mr. T, plus a bit more Bitcoin.
“The police have failed us,” he declared via X (formerly Twitter). Because nothing screams stability like publicly announcing your private army of guards—are we in a movie or on the street? Who knows! This town, home sweet home to 185,800 residents, is about to get a little more gangbusters every Saturday. Spoiler: the guards might just outnumber the criminals now!
Meet Bedford’s New Pinkertons—Coming to a Street Near You!
McCormack’s bright idea? Send 10 guards out every Saturday to patrol the streets—like a celebrity volunteer security team, but with less glasses and more intimidating stares. No more crime, no more fear—just good old-fashioned vigilante justice, right? Well, the law might have a different sitcom to say about it (spoiler: it’s complicated). Everyone’s asking, “Will they stop shoplifters or just look scary while a camera films it?” That’s the question, my friend.
“Announcing my private security pilot for Bedford Town Centre,”
— Peter McCormack (@PeterMcCormack), self-declared savior in a hoodie, July 18, 2025
Sure, bringing security to Bedford sounds like a superhero origin story, but legally? Eh, not so much. Law experts at JD Spicer Zeb say vigilantism is basically the “bad boy” of law—looks cool, until it gets you sued faster than you can say “Mugshot.” So buckle up, Bedford—your town might become the next episode of “Cops & Slightly Angry Bitcoin Guys.”
Community Cheers or Curtain Call?
Remember, McCormack isn’t just some guy with a microphone—he owns businesses, loves football, and now he’s leading a crusade to keep Bedford safe. His team, affectionately called “Bitcoin soccer warriors,” has Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss’ backing. Because nothing says “We’re serious” like billionaires and soccer, right? Maybe next, they’ll install Bitcoin-powered laser defenses! Or just a lot of security cameras.
He’s also rallying locals for a town hall. Yes, Bedford! Gather ‘round, exchange tales of street crime, tell Peter if he’s onto something—who knows? Maybe Bedford will be the first city where crime pays… in bounced checks and Bitcoin.
Other Cities Are Watching—Can You Say “Trend”?
San Francisco, that quirky city where tech meets chaos, is already ahead of us. Lieutenant Altorfer’s saying, “Private guards? We’ve got that too!” but with a catch—a “Nice try, criminals!” sort of vibe. Coordination, folks, it’s the secret—unless we want a Benny Hill show where guards chase shoplifters into the sunset.
So, Bedford’s new plan isn’t just local news; it’s a potential blueprint for the world. Will it work? Will it cause a legal earthquake? Or will it just make Bedford the safest—or least official—town in the UK? Stay tuned, because this story’s just getting started. 🚀
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