A staggering 1,905,000 souls now dance on the razor’s edge of identity theft, their lives laid bare like a poorly locked diary in a digital leviathan’s lair. 🧠💻
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, ever the paragon of optimism, reveals that Anne Arundel Dermatology (AAD) was invaded by a hacker with the subtlety of a drunken ballerina. 🧛♂️
In a breach so epic, even the HIPAA Journal whispers in awe: names, addresses, medical histories, and more—stepped on by a shadowy entity that siphoned data like a vampire at a buffet. 🩸
“Anne Arundel Dermatology recently identified an intrusion on certain of its systems by an unauthorized third party. We took immediate action to review this incident and secure our systems. Our review determined that certain data files were accessible to the unauthorized third party for a period of time.” — AAD, because nothing says “trust us” like a 3-month data leak. 🕵️♂️
“Our review indicates that the unauthorized access may have begun on February 14th, 2025, and ended on May 13th, 2025.” — AAD, because timing is everything, even if it’s 3 months of chaos. 🗓️
AAD, Maryland’s skincare savant, now offers free identity protection services. Because nothing says “we’re sorry” like 24 months of credit monitoring and a $1M insurance policy. 💸
For now, no fraud has been reported. But let’s not forget: the hacker’s next move is as predictable as a Russian novel’s ending. 📖
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