Well, well, well. Look who’s trading blockchain for bison ranches and political PACs! Charles Hoskinson, the Cardano wizard, has just dropped the mic-er, launched the Hoskinson Government and Policy Center in Wyoming. Because, you know, rural healthcare, agriculture, and “government transparency” were *totally* missing a crypto billionaire’s touch. 🧑🌾💼 Announced on Oct. 15, 2025, via a sponsored post that screams “I’m serious, guys, look at my bison ranch!”
🎢 ‘A Lot Of Fun Next Year’ – Or A Wild Rodeo? 🤠
The Center is cozying up to Wyoming like it’s the new crypto prom date, with Hoskinson already flaunting his medical clinic in Gillette and a bison ranch in Platte County. Because nothing says “I care about rural America” like stem-cell therapy and blockchain policy. 🩺⛓️
In his statement, Hoskinson dropped this gem: “With smart legislation and the right technology, Wyoming can set the standard for how decentralized systems can deliver beneficial change in all walks of life.” Translation: “Watch me turn Wyoming into Crypto Disneyland.” 🎢✨
Meet the dream team: Karen Wheeler, a Wyoming politics veteran, is the Executive Director. “Honored to lead this,” she said, probably while side-eyeing her new bison-themed office decor. 🦬 Kendrick Ladd, a former Army officer turned lawyer, is General Counsel. “Liberty, integrity, and accountability,” he declared, because nothing says “Wyoming values” like a crypto billionaire’s policy center. 🦅 And Leo Wolfson, a politics reporter, is now Communications Director. “Beyond thrilled,” he gushed, probably already drafting his first bison-themed press release. 📰
Oh, and did we mention the Center’s dipping its toes into the 2026 elections? Teaming up with the Wyoming Integrity PAC because, you know, “procurement transparency” is the new black. 🕶️ Hoskinson even teased on X: “We are going to have a lot of fun next year :)” Fun? Or chaos? You decide. 🎉
Meanwhile, the funding model is as clear as a Wyoming snowstorm, and the Cardano connection? Still a mystery. But hey, at least the bison are happy. 🦬 Cardano’s trading at $0.6683, but Hoskinson’s clearly playing the long game-in Wyoming, of all places. 🌾
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2025-10-16 17:58