Hold your horses, folks! Ivanka Trump is having none of this IVANKA coin nonsense.
She’s out here playing the investment cop, telling everyone to steer clear of the coin and watch out for those sneaky scammers.
IVANKA Coin? More Like IVANKA “Nope” Coin
In a digital huff, Ivanka took to X (because Twitter’s so last year) to set the record straight.
“It seems there’s a phony crypto called “Ivanka Trump” or “$IVANKA” doing the rounds. Newsflash: It’s got zilch to do with me,” Ivanka declared.
She’s on a mission to save you from yourself, warning that this coin is a money pit dressed up in a fancy name. And she’s not cool with her name being used for a quick buck.
“This shindig is a no-go. My lawyers are on it like white on rice,” she threatened.
Oh, and there’s not just one, but a whole gang of IVANKA coins running amok in the crypto wild west.
But hey, Ivanka’s not the first Trump to have their name splashed across a shiny new coin. Remember Barron Trump’s namesake meme coin? Yeah, crickets from the Trump camp on that one too.
TRUMP and MELANIA Coins? More Like TRUMP and Fizzle-ANIA Coins
And let’s not forget the TRUMP and MELANIA coins that took a dive faster than a politician’s approval ratings.
TRUMP’s down, MELANIA’s down, and it’s all looking a bit of a crypto mess. But don’t worry, the scammers are loving it.
Senator Elizabeth Warren and Representative Jake Auchincloss are all up in arms about it, demanding some crypto law and order.
Meanwhile, Representative Gerald Connolly is on a quest to see if the Donald’s got crypto connections. Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Coin Turns.”
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