You’ll Never Believe What This Ex-President Got Mixed Up In! 😱💰

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Well folks, hold onto your socks! Scammers took over the social media of Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil’s ex-POTUS, to pitch a fake meme coin that sounds like a bad punchline at a joke shop! The so-called BRAZIL token skyrocketed over a whopping 10,000% in the time it takes to say “Show me the money!” netting these digital bandits over $1.3 million. That’s more loot than a pirate ship after a successful raid! 🏴‍☠️💰

Now here’s the kicker: When Bolsonaro was at the helm, he didn’t bother to dally with the crypto crowd. It was like throwing a party and not inviting anyone! 🎉🙃

Would Bolsonaro Ever Promote BRAZIL Meme Coin? 🤔

This week brought us a delightful chuckle as crypto frauds hit Bolsonaro’s social media account to promote BRAZIL – a meme coin that’s sketchier than a traffic cone at night! A local influencer spilled the beans, reporting the nefarious hack.

Sure, the post was yanked faster than a kid at a candy store when mom shows up, but the bad guys still managed to grab over $1.3 million. Talk about a successful heist! 🚨💵

“Bolsonaro’s official X (formerly Twitter) account was hacked and they unleashed a cryptocurrency dubbed ‘BRAZIL’, which shot up +10,000% in a few mins! Imagine that! Hands off, folks! It’s a scam! Even Bolsonaro’s kids are waving the red flags on their official profiles,” Berman squawked.

During his presidency, Bolsonaro wasn’t exactly the poster child for cryptocurrency enthusiasm, signing some friendly regulations only after he lost the electoral race like a dog with its tail between its legs! 🐶

But look at his successor! They approved a shiny new Solana ETF and partnered with Chainlink for a CBDC. Meanwhile, Bolsonaro’s stuck in the past like yesterday’s news! 📰

Now, you might wonder why scammers chose Bolsonaro; it’s like picking the wrong horse in a race! But as Vitalik Buterin pointed out, political meme coins are flooding the arena faster than you can say ‘Get rich quick!’ 💸

Ever since the US President decided to sell his own TRUMP meme coin, scammers have pinpointed a golden opportunity! Recent surveys revealed that over 40% of TRUMP coin buyers were as new as a puppy in a room full of rocking chairs, leading scammers to rake in a staggering $857 million! 🐾💰

On top of that, a gang from the Philippines created a fake XRP wallet, claiming it was linked to the US Treasury—because why not? It’s all fun and games in the cryptocurrency jungle! 🌴🐒

With thoughts of “If they can do it, why can’t I?” buzzing in their heads, investors are rushing to hop on every new meme coin that emerges—and boy, do they often find themselves with empty pockets! 🎭

“The peril of politician coins lies in just how perfect they are for bribery! When a pol issues a coin, you don’t even need to flick them some coins for cash. Buy and hold and watch their holdings balloon like a pufferfish in a fright! ” Vitalik Buterin tweeted.

Political meme coins are already raising eyebrows in the crypto industry. If hackers keep using them like a casino slot machine, they might tarnish the community’s reputation like a dirty old coin! 🗑️🪙

So here we are! Scammers pulled off the heist of the century by hacking Bolsonaro, even when the guy has no real crypto ties! Now that’s a plot twist even M. Night Shyamalan would envy! 🎥😅

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2025-01-25 02:31