A seat on former President Donald Trump’s glamorous, exclusive, “digital asset whisperer” council is currently the hottest ticket in Washington, DC. 🏛️ According to the New York Post, industry titans, billionaires, and possibly a few overzealous podcasters are battling for one of roughly two dozen seats. This council’s choices? They’ll likely affect the digital economy for years to come, deciding things like the fate of cryptocurrencies and whether your 7th-grade nephew mining Dogecoin in his basement counts as a national security risk. 🎮🚀
Brad Garlinghouse: Crypto’s New Favorite Teacher’s Pet 🍎
Enter Brad Garlinghouse, Ripple’s CEO — a man known for both evangelizing regulatory clarity and having a suit collection that rivals Bond villains. 👔 Rumor has it, Garlinghouse’s chit-chat with Trump at Mar-a-Lago last month didn’t just involve polite golf small talk or which part of the shrimp cocktail is the best. Nope, insiders suggest it vaulted him to the leading spot on Trump’s advisory council shortlist. 🥇
Once dismissed as the scrappy underdog among the blockchain pack, Ripple has matured into Washington’s regulatory golden child. If Garlinghouse lands on the council (and let’s face it, that seems as inevitable as an influencer adding #ad in their latest post), Ripple’s native coin, XRP, might just become a foundational pillar of what could be dubbed the American National Digital Asset Stockpile. 🇺🇸💼 Impressively official, right?
Other Crypto Bigwigs Want a Slice of Influence Pie 🍰
Of course, Garlinghouse isn’t navigating the swamp alone. Reportedly lurking nearby are Kraken’s ex-general counsel Marco Santori, Circle’s one-million-dollar-donor CEO Jeremy Allaire, and a veritable gaggle of crypto personalities — all vying for a seat and perhaps a free pen with the White House logo. 🖊️ The competition is fierce, folks.
Trump’s Order: Making Crypto Great Again? 🧢
President Trump’s executive order to form this council hasn’t just raised industry eyebrows; it’s turned the head of every blockchain nerd from San Francisco to Seoul. While the council aims to promote innovation, let’s be honest — its decisions will ultimately decide whether the crypto world finally gets its long-awaited “rules of the road” or if we get a regulatory spaghetti map. 🍝
David Sacks, Crypto Czar doing his best motivational pose.
And don’t forget David Sacks, Trump’s very own AI and Crypto Czar. He’s the guy tasked with everything from defining what counts as a stablecoin to speculating if a digital dollar makes more sense than those free mints you get at the bank. 🍬
The Plot Thickens 😏
Let’s be real: power players like Garlinghouse aren’t just interested in the council for the ambiance or free White House cookies. 🍪 This is about shaping crypto destiny. If you’re not at the table, you might be on the menu. Expect no shortage of dramatic nominations, secret late-night meetings, and at least one bombshell revelation before this council is fully assembled. And don’t worry — we’ll tag along, popcorn in hand, ready to update you on every twist in this digital soap opera. 📺
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