May 1, 2025 12:07:25 UTC
Eric Trump Confirms USD1 Stablecoin Chosen for MGX’s $2B Binance Investment
Beneath the gleaming glass of Dubai’s ever-growing towers, where fortunes dance in the glare like motes in a shaft of light through the gulag’s barracks, Eric Trump stepped up—a bright smile, a handshake, a phone full of memes (one assumes). Yet behind that smile, a different type of struggle: not for bread or hope, but for dominance over digital fantasy money.
The scions of Trump—yes, those Trumps—announced to the world, or at least to those still pretending to understand crypto, that World Liberty Financial USD (USD1) (a name only a committee could love) would be the chosen instrument of MGX’s two-billion-dollar overture to Binance.
One imagines, somewhere, a committee of blockchain engineers staring soulfully into their instant noodles, muttering, “Why USD1? Why not USDinfinity?” But audacity, as we all learned, is a powerful American currency, sometimes more stable than a stablecoin.
The announcement drew raised eyebrows and some snickers at Token2049, an event so named because all the good numbers were taken. Meanwhile, somewhere, an old miner curses the day he traded his last bitcoin for a box of matches.
To summarize: the world is on fire, the ice caps are melting, and we now have Eric Trump, representing the proud tradition of Trumps picking yet another thing and sticking their name on it, steering $2 billion of digital bits towards Binance. What could possibly go wrong? 😏🚀
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