Bitcoin is chilling at $95,400, having an existential crisis, while BitBoard (BB) and Clash of Lilliput (COL) apparently just discovered sugar for the first time and are bouncing off the walls. Blink and you’ll miss it—big moves in the land of tokens nobody had on their 2025 bingo card.
Let’s talk about BitBoard: up 104% in the past 24 hours and 760% over the week. That’s not a typo. It’s now trading at $0.006162, which I think is the price of a decent salad crouton. Naturally, there have been absolutely zero major announcements—just vibes and runaway speculation. The marketing strategy seems to be “let’s just do whatever and see what happens.”
BitBoard calls itself “a space for stars and fans that offers an online fandom service.” Translation: No idea what it does, but now you too can invest in the dizzying hope that your favorite micro-celebrity will answer your DMs. The price action is all sizzle and a suspicious lack of steak.
Next up is Clash of Lilliput: number two on CoinGecko’s leaderboard, because apparently tokens are just like the X Factor now. COL zoomed up by 64.3% before settling down to $0.2874—still not enough for a bus fare in London, but we work with what we’ve got.
Unlike BitBoard, there’s actually a plot twist: an announcement about new, exhilarating things you can do/pretend to do with COL inside the game.
Clash of Lilliput is a game featuring tiny people who, honestly, are having a much better time thriving than most of my houseplants. The team just rolled out new perks for COL, so now you can buy all the virtual things your shrinking tribe needs for survival—items, pets, existential dread.
💫📯 Power Up with #ClashofLilliput!
💎⚡️ Use $COL to speed up upgrades, buy items, trade pets & gear, and even shape the game through governance votes!
🏆🔥 Earn rewards based on your battle rankings.
— Clash of Lilliput (@LilliputGames) May 3, 2025
Fancy, isn’t it? At least there’s an actual reason for the pump. People adore governance. Nothing says fun like arguing over virtual tax codes in a tribe of pixelated ant-people.
On the more meme-adjacent side of the market, TROLL recently climbed 52.3%. No, you haven’t time-travelled back to 2021—people are still naming projects “TROLL” and watching the price moon for no discernible reason. There are as many official announcements as there are Oscar nominations for Nicolas Cage in the last decade (zero).
TROLL is sitting up 20.2% at $0.03106—just enough to buy half an avocado toast in certain suburbs.
Number four is ArcBlock, up 40% in the last 24 hours, currently at $1.15. Apparently, they’ve announced ArcSphere—a “different kind of browser.” Details? Suspiciously vague. Marketing strategy: “Trust us, it’s definitely different. Pinky promise.”
Something new is coming.
ArcSphere — a different kind of browser.
Are you ready?— ArcBlock (@ArcBlock_io) May 4, 2025
Meanwhile, the grownups are sulking: Bitcoin just slumped below $96,000, and the whole crypto market cap has shaved off 0.9%, dropping from $3 trillion to $2.97 trillion. Imagine losing $30 billion and calling it “just a little off the top.”
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2025-05-04 21:51