So, imagine this: a bitcoin wallet, left untouched since 2013, finally stirred from its cryptographic coma and decided, “Right, time to splash the cash!” It unloaded a cheeky 400 BTC-now worth a tidy $45.6 million. Talk about a late-night shopping spree-after nearly 12 years of ghosting!
Our sleepy bitcoin whale finally rolled over at block height 916840, according to btcparser.com. After a solid 11 years, 10 months, and 9 days of “Do Not Disturb” mode, it casually shifted 400.07908897 BTC. Back in the day, on November 20, 2013, those coins were worth about $236,000-basically pocket money for the ambitious hodler. Fast forward, and that stash is now a jaw-dropping $45.6 million, boasting a mind-blowing 19,221.19% gain. Yeah, if only my money grew like that while I slept! 🙄
And no, this whale didn’t just drop all its cash in one go-oh no, it’s more of a “divide and conquer” vibe. Twenty wallets got hit with a neat 15 BTC each, six others tossed around the same in a sudden show of generosity, and one peculiar address got a quirky 10.07908897 BTC for luck. With September on its last legs, it seems like these long-lost bitcoin wallets are staging a mass awakening. Honestly, who needs caffeine when you’ve got whales doing the monetary mambo? 💃🐋
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2025-09-29 23:32