You Won’t Believe What Justin Sun’s Tron and the Trumps Are Up To!

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Once upon a suspiciously shiny Monday, the slightly mysterious Financial Times (don’t ask where they get their information, even James Bond is jealous) whispered to the world that the ever-whimsical Justin Sun—yes, that chap who invented Tron, not the celestial fireball—was hatching a new scheme. Apparently, he’s teamed up with Dominari Securities, which everyone keeps saying is somehow hobnobbing with President Donald Trump. You know, just to keep things spicy.

Here’s the twist: Together, these curious creatures plan to scoop up and snuggle Tron’s magical beans—otherwise known as TRX tokens. If this sounds suspiciously like Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin obsession, congratulations! You win a golden snozzberry. In a nutshell, it’s déjà vu with a sprinkle of blockchain glitter.

Rumor has it that Eric Trump, one of the President’s sons—yes, the fellow with hair as precise as a ruler—will have a part in the shenanigans. The FT, being proper party-poopers, gave us exactly zero juicy details. Probably so no one gatecrashes.

If this sounds astonishing, remember: Not too long ago, the Sun-and-Tron show was being scolded rather theatrically by the government circus led by ringmaster Gary Gensler and his SEC clowns. They threw around words like “fraud” and “law violations” as if tossing cream pies. 🥧

But—as every Roald Dahl hero does—Justin Sun slithered through this kerfuffle and is now best mates with the 47th President himself! Like Willy Wonka gifting everlasting gobstoppers, Sun even went to a super-secret supper for VIP hodlers of Official Trump, the meme coin that makes Dogecoin look shy.

Nowadays, the Tron-ringmaster spends his time heaping praise on the current U.S. administration. After munching canapés at the TRUMP dinner, he told CoinDesk the haters need to stop napping and start watching. Something’s brewing in the land of hamburgers and reality TV, and if you blink—you’ll miss it. 👀🍔

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2025-06-16 17:27