TL;DR
- Alpaca Finance (ALPACA) leapt 2,300% like a caffeinated llama, just as Binance showed it the exit.
- Meanwhile, the RSI has hit an eyebrow-waggling 93, which in trading circles means: “Steady now, don’t spill your drink.”
The Gigantic Surge (Or: How an Alpaca Tried to Break Gravity)
The cryptocurrency market has always been the kind of place your accountant would warn you about. Wild surges, triple-digit moonshots, and mysterious coins named after unlikely barnyard animals? Check, check, and check.
But then came Alpaca Finance (ALPACA), which—after a week of questionable decisions and possibly even wilder optimism—decided to teleport 2,300% upwards. At present, it lounges around $1.08, which reportedly hasn’t happened since 2021, the year everything felt a bit odd anyway.
a fiendish market tempest in which traders, seeing bad news, started betting on a price drop as if they were shorting a mop at a rainstorm. ALPACA dipped, then—contrary to anything resembling reason—vaulted upward, leaving those short traders scrambling to buy their way out of disaster. The coin soared higher, powered by shrieks of trader despair and pure, uncut chaos.
Naturally, the fun can’t last forever. Short squeezes are famous for ending with a thud, as forced buying gives way to uncomfortable silence, awkward glances, and rapid downhill slides. Seasoned hands might start thinking about profit, and not the type spelled with an ‘f’ and a long beard.
Meanwhile, Alpaca Finance had quietly been burning tokens like a pyromaniac in a hay barn: 214 buyback-and-burn events, torching almost 35 million ALPACA tokens (about 18.6% of the max supply). There are economic principles for this—fewer coins, same hunger, higher prices—but it all boils down to, “If you hide the snacks, people will want them more.”
On Trading, and the Limits of Llama-Based Euphoria
Now, a few notes for anyone thinking about YOLOing into the herd: the Relative Strength Index (RSI)—which is what you get if you cross a mood ring with a seesaw—decided ALPACA is sitting at an alarming 93. Anything above 70 is called “overbought” (or “getting ideas above its station”). A 93? That’s a llama standing on a ladder on a trampoline, shouting “Look at me, Ma!”
Usually, that kind of number means the only way is down—unless, of course, the coin grows wings. In which case, please send pictures.
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2025-04-30 14:09