You Won’t Believe How Much This Memecoin Oracle Is Hoarding! 🤑

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If there’s one thing humanity has learned from putting all its money into digital frog tokens, it is this: Never underestimate the power of a grown man with internet access and a fondness for emojis. Enter Murad Mahmudov, who, according to blockchain data (and possibly a lucky divination from the Great Spreadsheet in the Sky), appears to be squatting quite comfortably on a comically large pile of memecoin riches. By “comically large,” we’re talking tens of millions of dollars—enough to buy several small islands, a professional football team, or, more sensibly, perhaps an NFT of a potato for every person on Earth.

Thanks to DropsTab—the blockchain’s nosy neighbor—everyone now knows Mahmudov allegedly chucked a mere $1.86 million into memecoins and is now sitting on over $70 million of them. We’ll pause to let your inner financial advisor weep. That’s about $68.3 million in “unrealized profit,” which is a polite way of saying “it’s all pixel money until he actually tries to spend it on pizza.”

Now, his prize pig is a memecoin known as SPX6900 (SPX)—a name which, let’s face it, already sounds like the sort of thing wizards yell before their wands explode. The thing has ballooned by more than 10,500% in an unbroken string of numbers that do things to calculators that should only happen after a lot of strong drink. Mahmudov bought in at $0.01036. Now it’s trading at $2.24—proving, mathematically, that memes might just be our new global currency. His unrealized gain from SPX: over $66 million. Not bad for someone whose main competition is a Shiba Inu.

Of course, it’s not all moon missions and Lamborghinis. The tale of Apu Apustaja (APU), the tragicomic court jester of Mahmudov’s portfolio, reminds us that gravity occasionally asserts itself. Down 53%, the investment melted by over $86,000, which is the sort of figure that, while devastating for most, probably makes billionaire crypto traders sigh and look for more snacks.

Yet, holding that much SPX is a bit like owning all the pies in Ankh-Morpork. If Mahmudov decided to cash out, the ripple might turn into a tidal wave in the market—a “Supercycle” that suddenly feels more like a supertsunami.

Given that Mahmudov’s Twitter feed is more pro-SPX than a marching band sponsored by the International Guild of Meme Lords, unloading his stash might be read as a sign that, perhaps, the joke’s finally on us.

The Memecoin Supercycle Thesis (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Meme)

Murad Mahmudov, it should be noted, is the sage behind the “memecoin supercycle” theory, which he unveiled—presumably wearing a hat far too large for his head—at Token2049 Singapore 2024. According to him, we’re living in a time where dancing dog tokens and frog coins outclass the likes of Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) by margins wide enough to drive an ox cart through.

In short, the memecoin supercycle is less about cold, hard financial sense, and more about internet culture, community vibes, and the kind of virality normally reserved for videos of cats playing the piano. Memecoins aren’t so much investments as they are digital brotherhoods united by outlandish humor and the belief that $DOGE might someday fund the first interplanetary pizza delivery.

Predictably, not everyone is amused. Enter detective ZachXBT—the Sam Vimes of blockchain—who decided the only thing better than solving a crime is broadcasting the suspect’s wallet address for all to enjoy. ZachXBT accused Mahmudov of, basically, calling the next meme-moon while quietly holding all the cheese. When Mahmudov’s wallet bought MIN coins an hour before a big “just bought 1%!” tweet… well, the crypto world drew its collective breath and reached for its popcorn.

CryptoMoon tried to reach Mahmudov on X (formerly known, and sometimes still wistfully referred to, as Twitter). To the surprise of no one at all, he did not respond. Maybe he was busy photoshopping himself onto Scrooge McDuck’s money bin.

Markets Surge, Everyone Gets Dramatic

July saw the memecoin mosh pit hit $85 billion—up a sprightly 54% from $55 billion on June 30th. Then it corrected to $78 billion, which still feels pretty super for a pile of assets that owe their value to pixelated ducks and frogs.

Opinions, inevitably, flew faster than a meme through a WhatsApp group. “Crypto’s most attractive segment!” one enthusiast cheered, presumably while trading NFTs on a laptop balanced atop a yoga ball. Others, such as Xion CEO Anthony Anzalone, stared at the ceiling and gloomily observed that “capital has nowhere better to go,” which is the investment equivalent of muttering “we’re all doomed” at a birthday party.

In a final act of internet drama, Solana’s Anatoly Yakovenko declared memecoins and NFTs to be “digital slop,” sparking a delightful firestorm from fans who probably responded with at least three Pepe memes and a surprisingly articulate 14-tweet thread.

So, as the world debates the wisdom of buying coins based on internet jokes, one thing remains clear: the only thing more volatile than the market is humanity’s ongoing quest to turn laughter into profit. At this rate, the next Fortune 500 company may well be a hamster who runs its business from a wheel connected to the blockchain.

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2025-07-28 15:10