Metaplanet gobbles up 5,419 shiny Bitcoins like a greedy chocolate-loving giant, skyrocketing to fifth-biggest Bitcoin hoarder-but their stock? Oh, it just threw a tiny tantrum.
Picture this: Metaplanet, a mysterious creature from Japan’s corporate jungle, just snagged 5,419 Bitcoins-worth a gobsmacking $632 million! They’ve pushed past Bullish (sounds like a bull in a china shop), stealing their thunder and settling into the fifth spot on the corporate Bitcoin leaderboard. But-plot twist!-while their Bitcoin treasure chest swells, their stock price decided to sulk and tiptoe down just a smidge. Oh, the drama! 🤑📉
Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Hoard Grows to a Whopping 25,555 BTC
With this new haul, Metaplanet is now hoarding a colossal 25,555 Bitcoins, flashing a value of nearly $3 billion-enough to make even the stingiest troll drool. They paid an average of $116,724 per coin, which is like buying golden chocolate bars at a fancy candy shop. Their Bitcoin yield for the quarter? A dazzling 10.3%! Now, that’s what I call a tasty investment treat.
CEO Simon Gerovich, probably munching on a giant chocolate bar while tweeting, shared on X (formerly Twitter) that Metaplanet’s year-to-date Bitcoin yield in 2025 leapt an eye-popping 395.1%! Accelerated Bitcoin strategy? More like zoom-zoom Bitcoin rocket!
Metaplanet has swallowed 5,419 BTC for about $632.53 million at roughly $116,724 each and whipped up a BTC yield of 395.1% YTD 2025. As of 9/22/2025, we lounge on 25,555 Bitcoins, grabbed for around $2.71 billion at about $106,065 a pop.
– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich)
This monstrous feast makes Metaplanet a serious Bitcoin player, the sort who doesn’t just dip toes into the crypto pool-they cannonball in, splashing everyone else away!
Stock Price Throws a Gremlin-sized Tantrum
Alas, the stock price, as moody as a cat denied its favorite fish, slipped about 0.50% down to 605 JPY. Why? Because Bitcoin itself had a little wobble lately, sending the market into a tizzy. Yet, in a cheeky twist, Metaplanet’s stock waltzed up 3.81% to $4.09 on Friday, showing it’s got some shaky but stubborn dance moves this year with a nearly 83% climb.
Behind the curtains, some sneaky institutional investors-Morgan Stanley, Jefferies, UBS-have been playing short-sellers, poking the big Bitcoin pot and dragging down Metaplanet’s returns a wee bit, now sitting pretty at around 74%. The corporate thriller continues! 🤓📉
Bitcoin’s Price Drama and Market Gossip
Bitcoin is having a bit of a sulk, dropping below the $115,000 fence, sitting sadly near $114,685 as we speak. It lost over 1% in the last day while traders, buzzing like bees on caffeine, stepped up the volume 36%. The derivatives market? Mixed feelings, like a chocolate and cheese sandwich you’re not sure about. Futures interest dropped a smidge, but some exchanges like CME and Binance are slightly sprightlier, trying to keep hopes alive.
Everyone’s waiting, holding their breath, hoping Bitcoin’ll calm down and stop acting like a cheeky chocolate thief before making any big moves. Until then, we watch and munch popcorn! 🍿
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2025-09-22 21:28