You Won’t Believe How Many Bitcoin Semler Scientific Has Stashed Away! 😱💰

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In the latest episode of “Whose Bitcoin Is It Anyway?”, Semler Scientific, that lovely Nasdaq-listed medtech company, just dropped a cheeky little bombshell with a regulatory filing to the SEC. Spoiler alert: they’ve bagged an extra 210 Bitcoin (BTC). Now, hold your applause; they’re sitting pretty at a total of 4,846 BTC. Seriously, who needs gold when you have digital treasure? 🪙✨

Semler Scientific Goes All In on Bitcoin

They’ve taken their exposure to Bitcoin up a notch! According to the insider info, Semler snatched up those shiny coins between July 3 and July 16, shelling out $25 million at a jaw-dropping average price of $118,974 per BTC. Who knew digital purchases could hurt your wallet that much? 💸😅

Right now, if you squint and look real close, their BTC stash is worth about $570 million. But wait, there’s more! The average price they paid for their sparkling Bitcoin gems is around $93,890 per BTC, with a grand investment totaling $455 million. Talk about commitment issues, huh? 💔

Oh, and guess what? This latest Bitcoin shopping spree has catapulted Semler straight into the 14th spot on the prestigious list of companies hoarding the most BTC. Next stop: “Bitcoin Hoarder” support group! 🏅😏

Meanwhile, let’s give a shout-out to big daddy Michael Saylor’s Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) still playing Monopoly with almost 3% of the circulating supply. Other corporate heavyweights like Tesla, GameStop, and Coinbase are all in the cryptocurrency club too, with Gamestop trailing Semler with a modest stash of 4,710 BTC. No pressure! 🎮💻

In an unprecedented twist, Semler also reported a Year-to-Date (YTD) Bitcoin Yield of 30.3%. Apparently, this “Bitcoin Yield” is like the corporate equivalent of flexing on your friends about your sweet gains (or losses, let’s be real). 🤷‍♀️💪

Here’s the kicker: They’re funding their Bitcoin munchies mostly from proceeds of an at-the-market (ATM) equity offering. Since April 2025, they’ve conjured up $175 million. Just to be clear, I’m talking about actual cash, not Monopoly money. 💵✨

Side note: If you’re into stock performance that makes you go, “Oof,” Semler’s share price has plummeted by about 34.4%. From a radiant $65.98 on January 21 to a less-than-glamorous $42.25. But hey, nobody ever said investing was a walk in the park, right? 🌳🚶‍♂️

Companies Hoarding Bitcoin Like It’s Going Out of Style

Even with Bitcoin’s relentless bull run and record-breaking highs, corporate thirst for digital assets is still bubbling. Looks like Michael Saylor might be on the hunt for even more Bitcoin! What a surprise! 🙄🎉

The Japanese firm Metaplanet seems to be getting in on the action too, recently adding another 800 BTC to its cache. They now flaunt a whopping 15,500 BTC. All this spooky wealth makes you wonder if they’ve got a little crypto crystal ball. 🔮🎊

And, let’s not forget, it’s not all about BTC. In just the past 30 days, companies have snapped up over 550,000 Ethereum (ETH). As of this moment, BTC is trading at $118,776 and has even gained a nimble 0.1% in the last 24 hours. Because, of course, volatility just loves showing up uninvited! 🎢🙃

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2025-07-18 11:43