If you’ve ever wondered why your toaster won’t trade XRP, meet Egrag Crypto, the analyst who claims the coin is about to go full Mount Doom from its current $2.39 slump. According to Egrag’s X musings, XRP is currently playing “chicken” with a descending triangle on the chart-a geometric enigma that, if history repeats itself, could send prices skyrocketing in the next six weeks. Spoiler: History is apparently a broken record, stuck on 2017 and 2021.
In 2017-2018, XRP went from $0.097 to $3.84 in roughly three months. In 2021, it hopped from $0.45 to $1.90 in two months. Egrag, with the confidence of a guy who’s definitely not a wizard, says this time it’ll be four to six weeks. His target? A 300%-1,400% surge to $10-$37. That’s enough to turn your morning coffee into a Lamborghini… or maybe just a really nice toaster.
#XRP – Weakness? Or Just Bullish Boredom? 😂
Recently, XRP bulls have been panicking like they’re trapped in a meme factory. “I see weakness on the HTF!” they cry. But Egrag, ever the optimist, says he sees “traders chickening out.” Fair. Maybe they’re just protecting their gains-or their sanity.
– EGRAG CRYPTO (@egragcrypto) November 11, 2025
“Mark my words: XRP will melt faces within 4-6 weeks,” Egrag declared, as if he’s a crypto Nostradamus with better hair. His targets? $10-$37. That’s the kind of optimism that makes you question your life choices-or your brokerage fees.
Meanwhile, Canary Capital is busy turning the bureaucratic circus into a reality with a Form 8-A filing for a spot XRP ETF. Once Nasdaq gives the nod (presumably after a brief coffee break), the fund could launch as early as Nov. 14. ETFs are the crypto world’s version of a golden ticket-but don’t expect instant riches. More likely, it’ll just make your FOMO louder.
NEW: Canary Capital’s Form 8-A is in! Now it’s a waiting game until Nasdaq says “yes,” and the XRP ETF can start trading. It’s like crypto’s version of “The Bachelor,” but with more charts and fewer roses. 🚀
– Eleanor Terrett (@EleanorTerrett) November 11, 2025
Short-term traders are currently watching XRP like it’s a reality TV show, waiting for the triangle pattern to “break out” or “break down.” Some say it’s a setup for a rollercoaster; others argue the market of 2025 isn’t the same as 2017’s candy-floss economy. Either way, the ETF timing is the plot twist no one saw coming-or maybe they did, if you believe Egrag’s tea-leaf readings.
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2025-11-12 13:29