My dear readers, what a spectacle January has bestowed upon us! Amidst the financial theatrics, XRP has delivered a performance so absurd, it could only be rivaled by a Coward play. Behold, a liquidation imbalance of 11,348%-a ratio so preposterous, it leaves one clutching one’s pearls (and one’s wallet). CoinGlass, that ever-watchful arbiter of market folly, has laid bare the carnage: $57 million in long positions liquidated, while a mere $503,000 in shorts met their end. How utterly unbalanced, darling!
This leveraged charade collapsed as XRP tumbled below its key support, like a debutante tripping on her own hem. The price plummeted from $1.81 to $1.71, leaving over-leveraged longs in a state of financial disarray. One can almost hear the wails of the bulls as their positions were swept away in a torrent of poor judgment.

The chart, my darlings, tells the tale with all the subtlety of a brass band at a funeral. A vertical breakdown, no defensive wick in sight, followed by a flat, indecisive drift near the $1.77 zone. The short-term structure lies in ruins, and the bulls are left licking their wounds, their hopes as shattered as a dropped teacup.
XRP’s Future: A Comedy of Errors or a Tragic Farce?
The 24-hour panorama offers no solace. Long liquidations soar to $71 million, while short-side exits barely muster $985,930. Derivatives positioning remains as distorted as a funhouse mirror, with no counterflow to suggest a bottom is forming. Every feeble attempt to bounce above $1.77 has been met with selling pressure so brutal, it would make a Coward wit seem tame. The $1.81 zone, once a beacon of hope, now looms as a formidable resistance-a barrier as unyielding as a society matron’s disapproval.
This, my friends, is no anomaly. It is a leveraged washout, a testament to the folly of late bulls chasing upside without the faintest regard for support retests. To those contemplating buying XRP at this juncture, I say: watch, wait, and pray for funding to normalize. Until open interest resets without a price collapse, stability remains but a distant dream. Meanwhile, the specter of another flush toward $1.68 looms as large as the 11,348% liquidation imbalance itself.
In the words of a certain wit, “Life is a cabaret, old chum”-and in the case of XRP, it appears to be a rather disastrous one. Cheers!
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2026-01-30 18:31